Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I scowled. That was because I had no friends. Hell wasn’t a place to make connections. I barely tolerated my father and my sister. I wasn’t about to go out carousing with the greater demons. Their idea of a fun night was to get completely sloshed on Demonade and engage in an orgy with the eye sockets of their prisoners.
I shuddered just thinking about it.
Pushing these maudlin thoughts aside, I strode forwards. The doors remained closed. Would they open for me? Was there some form of security measure that would refuse me entry because I wasn’t an employee? Because I wasn’t … human?
Could a door be sentient and sense these things about the beings who walked through it? Could it tell I was a devil in human skin?
The doors swished open, and I rolled my eyes at my own stupidity. Doors did not possess consciousness. No, humans possessed technology. I glanced around, blinking in the bright glare of the white lights. People bustled about; uniformed humans pushed trolleys with blanket-clad forms on them.
“Where now, Boss?”
I slipped my hand into my pocket, feeling a jolt when my fingers closed around the Soul Token. Her Soul Token.
I turned left and headed down the hallway. The Token cooled under my fingers. Not that way.
Spinning on my heel, I walked back in the other direction. It got warmer, but not hot enough to tell me I was truly close to her … and then it cooled again.
“For crying out loud,” I grumbled, about-facing once more.
“Are we lost, Boss?” Bub asked. “You want us to change back to Hounds and sniff her out?”
“We are most certainly not—”
“Are you lost, sir?”
I glanced down to find a chubby, older woman in strange pyjamas similar to the ones that Jemma Bliss’s friend wore. Only these were a vibrant shade of purple, with rainbows all over them.
Humans had the oddest fashion sense.
“I … I’m not—”
“Ask her for help!” Beezle whispered. “Make up some story that will get you to Jemma Bliss!”
The woman watched me, her expression turning from polite to concerned. Perhaps she thought I was in need of medical treatment.
“I … I’m looking for my … my girlfriend!” I blurted. “She …” I wracked my brain for the word Jemma Bliss had used. “She voluntaries here.”
I plastered what I hoped was a normal, human-looking smile on my face. Bub chittered mirthfully away on my collarbone. I’d squeeze the life out of him, too, for his insolence.
But not now.
No, now I needed to find my way to Jemma Bliss.
“Volunteers?” the lady asked, patting me on the arm. I stared down at her hand resting on my shirt sleeve.
“Yes, that is what I meant,” I replied, kicking myself for my lack of preparation. For my rush to use this opportunity to make misery for Jemma Bliss.
So she’ll mount those horns …