Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
**FiendPay is a direct subsidiary of Beezle-Bub Enterprises (herein referred to as ‘BBE’).
The customer (herein referred to as ‘the Soul’) acknowledges that by placing their order, they have entered into a contract with BBE.
When entering into a contract with BBE, the Soul agrees that upon delivery of their order, they are required to repay in full the value of the order (as determined by BBE) in four (4) instalments. The nature of the 4 instalments is at BBE’s discretion and may differ from Soul to Soul.
The Soul acknowledges that they are willing and able to undertake these repayments as requested by BBE in any form required of them.
Timeframes for payments will vary at the discretion of BBE. Should the Soul be unable to fulfil their 4 agreed instalments as determined by BBE, they hereby forfeit their immortal soul into the ownership of BBE for all eternity.
Jemma Bliss glared up at me, slamming the paper down on the table and leaping to her feet.
“She’s so feisty—I think I love her,” Beezle yipped.
“I’ll show you feisty!” she growled, turning her head towards the Hound. His long pointed black ears went flat against his skull.
“You can … you heard him?” I asked, shock robbing my voice of volume.
“Your odd little mutts aren’t the issue here. This!” She stabbed a finger at the paper. “This is an issue! You’re telling me that without me knowing what I’m expected to repay, or when … or flipping how … if I don’t make all four payments, you’re going to own my soul?”
My stomach knots were … knotting.
“Well, technically, BBE will own your soul,” I managed.
“And what are you, like the CEO of BBE or something?”
I shrugged, forcing a crooked grin to my face. “I prefer to go by Grand Poobah.”
“Ugh!” she groaned. “You are the absolute worst! And can someone turn the lava down in here before I treat you and your Hell mutts to a one-woman wet T-shirt competition?”
I scraped a hand down my face, my eyes instantly going to the two spiced girls her perky breasts were lurking behind.
“Unfortunately, the lava has a mind of its own,” I rasped, unable to look away from that particularly tantalising part of her.
“Mind of its own!” she grumbled, lifting the hem of her shirt to swipe a bead of sweat trickling down her forehead.
Pale, smooth, soft skin around her navel. And the swell of her breasts. Another inch, and her nipples would have been exposed.
I clenched my jaw. She eyed me defiantly, tucking the bottom of her shirt through the neckline and tugging it back down. The fabric cupped her breasts obscenely.