Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Uh, yeah, I definitely need to practice,” Ezra grunted. And then he was moving past me, gently extricating the pile of pizza boxes from my clawing grip. “I’ll take these down to the bin on our way out,” he murmured.
The door closed behind them, and their footsteps receded down the stairs. I sucked in a ragged breath. SJ stood, rooted to the spot just inside the door.
“I … have so much that I need to—”
I launched myself at him, knocking him against the entry table. The replacement vase that Humphrey had made tumbled to the floor with a crash. I ignored it, too frustrated that I couldn’t get close enough. The bloody donut box was in the way!
“Give me that!” I snapped, snatching the thing from him.
A wary chuckle burst out of him. “Are you that desperate for donuts?”
I tossed the box onto the coffee table, grabbed him by the collar and dragged him down to me. “I’m that desperate for you, you silly devil!” I mumbled against his mouth. “Make-up sex first, donuts for dessert.”
And then I kissed him. Deeply … desperately … messily. I gripped the back of his neck like it was a lifeline and licked the seam of his lips until he opened on a groan, taking my mouth with the hunger I’d seen in his eyes just moments ago.
He nipped at my bottom lip, soothing it with his tongue and then plundering my mouth, his palms pressing the small of my back until my hips met his body, his bulge insistent against me. My hands made their way over the broadness of his shoulders, finding the buttons of his shirt and fumbling them open, tugging it off.
The feel of those firm pecs, the ridges of muscle rippling in his stomach as I dragged my fingers over them, was divine. Until he stilled my questing hands, caging my wrists in his grip.
“I missed you,” he rasped into my mouth before tangling his tongue with mine, teasing and flicking until I was a shaking, needy mess in his arms. And then he worked his way across my cheek, finding my earlobe and sucking it into his mouth until I moaned.
“However, I need to apologise for … all the awful things,” he murmured into my ear.
“Like I said,” I mumbled, breaking free from his grasp and reaching up to twist my fingers in his hair. I tugged him down until his forehead met mine. “I’m ready to make up. And if you feel the need to grovel …” I hooked a leg around his hip, and like the good boy he was, he cupped my butt and lifted me so I was wrapped around him properly. “Do it with actions, not words.”
His gaze searched mine for an interminable second, and slowly, tantalisingly, his eyes darkened, his lips parting on a tiny smile.