Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I surged from the bedchamber, startling Father, who had taken a lolling seat on Hellen’s black leather settee.
“Junior! Where’ve you—unghhh!”
I dragged him to his feet, and higher, so he was dangling in the air, my fingers wrapped around his throat. “Jemma’s father!” I roared. “You reaped Jemma’s father?”
“I—” His words cut off with a gurgle as I squeezed. His face went from its usual red to a sickly aubergine, and I tossed him across the room, his body hitting the wall with a sickening crunch.
“Junior! What … is wrong with you?” he panted, rolling onto his side with a pained grunt.
“You tore the parents from a ten-year-old child!”
“I … did not!” Father bared his teeth at me, blood coating them. “I had no hand in his murder. Only the … ownership of his soul.”
Wrath filled my lungs, and I stormed over to him, lifting his body and slamming him against the wall. “You care nought for those whose lives you ruined in your greed … in your stupid, pointless war with Heaven!”
Father’s eyes went black. “My pointless war? The war that wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for … Her … and Her scheming and thievery—” He broke off with a hiss when I punched him in the ribs.
“We will have words about your lies, Father,” I vowed, tossing him back to the floor. “Later.”
Father looked up at me, realisation dawning on his face. “She … you’ve met Her, haven’t you?” Had his expression just … relaxed? “So, you know the truth now.” Relief buoyed his words.
“I know nothing!” I grated. “Except that I will do anything to save the woman I love from both of you!” And my bitch sister, I added silently.
Leaning over him, gripping him by the back of the neck, I opened my throat, exhaling the miasma. I’d never used it like this before—to render a being unconscious. But theoretically, it was possible.
He struggled, but I held him fast, my breath a cloud over him, until his eyes rolled back in his head, and he slumped against the wall.
“Go!” I growled to Beezle and Joe. “Portal, Jemma’s bedroom. Now.”
Without waiting to see if they complied, I sprinted from the room and to the nearest set of stairs leading down. Into the bowels of the castle.
Into the Pit.
I had one thing to thank my father for. At least now, I knew exactly where to find Jemma.
Wherever Robert Bliss was imprisoned.
* * *
“Bloody Chad!” I snarled, storming down yet another overheated Pit tunnel. I’d forgotten, amidst everything else, that I’d sent all the art I ‘purchased’ from him down here to be displayed. Into this very hallway, apparently.
I strode past, ignoring the garish colour against the black stone as best I could until I could finally take another turn.