Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Yeah,” the Hounds chorused.
“I just wish she wasn’t so … final about it all, you know?” Bub whined.
“It was supposed to be final!” I snapped, then shook my head. It wasn’t fair to take my misery out on my Hounds. “What I mean to say is, she will be safe from Hellen’s clutches now.”
The Hounds shared another one of those looks. It was as if they were questioning my sanity.
“Will you cease your silent judgement of me? I already feel utterly wretched, as is evidenced by the puddle of sick in the bottom of this refuse receptacle.”
“Yeah, about that …” Beezle began, side-stepping the sour-smelling can. “Why’d you bring us back into the Ratty-Man’s territory?”
I cleared my throat, wincing at the burn of bile. “I … have something I need to set right.” Straightening, I headed for the end of the alleyway and the road we would cross to The Artful Bite. The scrabbling of Hound nails on the concrete behind me ceased as two mice clawed their way up my trouser leg, and over the back of my shirt to nestle inside the collar.
“Boss,” Beezle warned. “You’re not seriously going to undo his reaping, are you?”
“Yeah, I think that’s real bad form,” Bub added. “That was one of the only things Jemma Bliss wasn’t mad at you about!”
“I have no intention of undoing what has been done,” I muttered, striding across the road. A horn blared, and I turned my head to find one of those silent automobiles careening towards me. I leapt out of the way, chest pounding at the final second, watching with wide eyes as the car swerved and almost clipped a streetlight before righting itself. The owner screeched a stream of profanity out the window at me.
“You’re really messed up, Boss,” Beezle’s little mouse voice shook. “I dunno if now’s the right time to be making decisions.”
“I must make this right. I have the power to … to do some good for her, after all the bad.”
They fell into an uneasy silence, their little mousey eyes burning teeny holes in the back of my neck as I pushed through the door and into the hum of the café. The noise slowly died as I weaved my way through the ridiculous rubbish they called furniture. I must have been exuding such an intense aura of malevolence because the silence became so piercing that all that could be heard was my boots on the polished concrete floor.
Thump, thump, thump.
In time to the thumping in my chest.
I shoved my way past the girl serving at the counter. She watched me, mouth agape, as I headed through the kitchen. One of the staff dropped a ladle. The clatter was deafening. But no one stooped to pick it up. They all stared, eyes wide, as I took the corridor that led to the office.