Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
His throat bobbed as he swallowed, and I knew I’d nailed everything. He was scared, and he was lying to get himself out of this.
“I was … not myself for most of the night. I haven’t enjoyed a female as … passionate as you for quite some time. It fogged my brain.” He snorted a chuckle through his nostrils. “Your monster fetish really got you going for me, didn’t it?”
I couldn’t think around the swell of conflicting emotions tightening my chest, swirling in my stomach. I was vaguely aware that tears dripped from my chin.
“Why are you being so unkind, SJ?” I whispered.
For a second, his face crumpled into what looked like agony, but it was gone before I could be sure.
“What am I, Jemma? Unkind, or a liar? You can’t have it both ways.”
“Oh yes I can!” I spat. “Because you’re feigning this unkindness! Why are you trying to hurt me?”
“Because that’s what I do! This is who I am!” He pushed off the wall and spun towards the window, staring out at the city. “I am torment, and I am misery, and I am pain! I don’t know what you expected from the Son of Satan. Have you conveniently forgotten all the awful things I’ve done to you? I admit I got a bit … caught up … in our little date-faking scheme—”
“Fake dating,” I corrected in a watery mutter.
“Whatever you call it. I got carried away and said things that I now regret—in as much as a Prince of Hell can feel regret, that is.” He laughed, a cold, bitter sound that made my skin prickle. “The happy endings in your monster romance books are pure fantasy … and it seems that our attachment is not quite as necessary as I pretended last night. Just be thankful that I dredged up enough morality to not go through with reaping your soul.”
“So … you’re serious about this? You’re actually breaking up with me?” I pinched the bridge of my nose. “It’s a bloody third-act breakup!” A hysterical giggle bubbled up my throat. “The Devil is third-act breaking up with me.”
His brows drew together, but he turned from the window to face me properly. “We were never really dating, Jemma.” His expression held so tightly it looked like it was about to crack into a bajillion pieces. “Does your little romance book thingy even count in that scenario?”
I scoffed, swiping angrily at the tears trickling down my face. “I don’t sleep with men I’m not dating, SJ! So you tell yourself whatever you want about us, but I know what we have is real … and it’s a trope, not a thingy!”
“Whatever you’ve convinced yourself was going on between us … unconvince yourself …” he muttered. I wanted to punch him. Instead, I rubbed the back of my hand under my streaming nose.