Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Shut your ever-hating mouth!” I snarled, rounding on her. I was looming over her in an instant, my hand wrapped around her throat. My horns extended, ready to gore her. Her eyes bulged. I felt nothing but satisfaction at that.
“You will not speak about her to anyone, you understand?”
Hellen swallowed against my palm just as her eyes turned cruel. Her winds, stronger than I’d ever felt them before, buffeted me, forcing me backwards until I lost my grip on her. I staggered across the room, my own strength no match for the element she controlled.
“Oof!” The air was knocked from my lungs as her power pinned me to the wall. “How … how are you doing this?” I panted, muscles straining in vain.
Hellen giggled, the sound like claws down a lava rock. “It’s always smart, to never show your full hand against an opponent until you are confident they will forever underestimate you.”
“I am not your opponent!” I argued, struggling, straining my muscles against the power of her gale. And failing to break free. “I’m your damned brother, Hellen!”
“Half-brother,” she corrected mildly. “Unwanted half-brother. It’s such a delight, watching your eyes get all … fearful … Tell me, do you enjoy it when the air is choked from your lungs?”
I snarled, but the sound was snatched from me. My chest spasmed fiercely as if my lungs were shrivelling inside my ribcage.
“I can manipulate the air inside your body just as easily as the air outside it,” she told me pleasantly, as my chest burned and I made frantic, choking sounds, desperate to suck in a breath that I just couldn’t find. My extremities began to tingle.
“Do you respect me now, Junior?” she asked coldly. I couldn’t move, couldn’t answer. I was going to die here, robbed of breath by my own sister. Spots appeared in my vision, and the room swam.
I wouldn’t see Jemma again. I’d promised her I’d be back as soon as possible. I hated that my bitch of a sister would make a liar out of me.
I never got to tell her just how deep my feelings for her ran.
Hellen rolled her eyes, and suddenly, my lungs inflated again. I sucked in lungful after lungful of burning, life-affirming air.
“You know,” she said thoughtfully, “now that I have seen her, Junior. I could find her in the Human Realm, if I wanted to.”
“You leave her—” My air was cut off just long enough to steal the rest of my words from me.
Hellen smirked at my watering eyes, my bunching muscles, no match for her gale buffeting my body. “You are in no place to issue ultimatums right now, little half-brother. Perhaps I’ll pay your silly human piece a visit.”
“You wouldn’t!” I rasped. “You never leave Hell!”