Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I sucked in a shaky breath. “This isn’t going to work!” I moaned softly, panic rising like bile in my throat. I passed Luci to him, shaking the nervous energy from my fingers. “Someone will guess I’m just a cosplaying human, or … what if everything we’re assuming about him is just us projecting, and he’s not that into me, and nothing I do will make a difference?”
Ezra’s eyes softened. “I honestly don’t think that’s going to happen. Just go down there, be your usual, vivacious self, and flash him that killer cleavage …” He pointedly glared at my popping boobs. “I guarantee he won’t stand a chance.”
“But … what if he does—stand a chance, I mean? What if he’s gotten some perspective over these last two weeks, and he’s determined to stay on track with his little FiendPay scheme? Or …” I wiped my clammy palm on his T-shirt, “… what if no matter how strong our feelings become for one another, he’s got no choice but to go through with this? If I make him feel so strongly … or make him admit he feels strongly … and then he finishes his plan anyway, and we both end up heartbroken and hating each other, and my soul still goes to Hell when I die?”
“Jemma, look at me,” Ezra said sternly. Blowing out breaths through a tiny hole in my lips, trying to calm myself, I turned to him.
“You have two choices. Give this plan a go, or just not try at all. Either way, worst-case scenario is that your soul becomes the property of Hell. But at least if you try, there’s a chance it ends differently.”
I closed my eyes. “You’re right. I know you are.”
“So go down there, make that sexy red devil fall so deep he can’t imagine ever hurting you, and save your soul in the process!”
I nodded firmly, but my stomach still churned.
* * *
I stood in front of the whirling portal, nervously fluffing up the sexy waves Jules had put in my hair. I smoothed down the front of the black leather corset. It was so unlike anything he’d ever seen me in before.
As soon as we returned to the apartment, the Hound-ferrets had trotted into my bedroom and returned in their regular, doggy form.
“I think I’m going to need a stiff drink after this,” Ezra mumbled, watching as Luci clambered up onto the back of the white-snouted one. It seemed she could recognise them in any form. She nuzzled her cheek up against his floppy ear.
“Do I look okay?” I asked, adjusting the pantyhose self-consciously.
“Don’t worry, Jemma Bliss. Boss is gonna love that outfit!” the Hound with the all-black snout yipped.
“Did that … did it just … talk?” Ezra gasped.