Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“I am not slacking!” I protested, snatching the book from the floor, wiping a bit of drool from the cover. “I’m … reprioritising, for the short term. This ball needs to go off without a hitch, to buy us a bit more time to … complete the experiment.”
I hadn’t realised that Hell Hounds could roll their eyes until my pair did it in unison. Was I really that transparent?
I appraised the book in my hands. It was very well worn. How many times had she read it? And … how many scenes did she keep returning to …?
I really should not want to know the answer to that …
“What else did you come across in this book?” I examined the spine, feigning a casual demeanour and fooling no one.
“Well!” Beezle began, his expression delighted. “There was this one chapter where—”
“Humans think that devils have forked tongues!” Bub howled. “And they use them to access both her … downstairs holes at once!”
“I was just getting to that part, Bub!” Beezle grumbled. “We think that was Jemma’s favourite scene. There were … fingerprints on those pages.”
“Her downstairs … oh …” I gave up all pretence of not caring and frantically flipped through the pages, needing to confirm exactly what was suddenly making my breeches so tight.
“Don’t spoil it for yourself, Boss!” Beezle said gently, rearing up onto his hind legs and pushing me until I sat down hard on the edge of my bed. “Read it properly. You need to understand the context of their love story.”
I almost swallowed my tongue.
But I settled back on the pillows and opened it to chapter two—the place I’d managed to get to when I fell asleep next to her, in her bed, less than a week ago. And had woken up with … feelings.
I started to read.
* * *
“This is not sustainable!” I muttered, shaking water from my hair as I rinsed away the evidence of my fourth consecutive orgasm. I stepped out from the shower spray and clambered into one of the less bubbly hot springs. The last thing I needed was the vigorous bubbles of my usual spring stimulating me.
I’d finished the book. Every filthy, dark and … badness help me, every sickeningly swoony romantic moment of it.
And now all I could think about was recreating all those moments … with Jemma.
I wondered, did she picture me in the role of the devious devil, who when trapped by a demon hunter maiden, managed to seduce his way out, only to snare her in turn, making her crazed with lust … all the while falling in … in love, with his little prisoner?
Did Jemma … touch herself … bring herself pleasure while thinking about me? Would she slip her fingers inside herself, fuck herself, imagining it was my fingers?
And … if the maiden hunter could fall in love with her devilish captor … could Jemma Bliss …