Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“Please don’t hurry on my account.” SJ’s tone was suave, but there was a tightness lurking under it. “I really must be going.”
“Like that?” Ezra asked in disbelief, his eyes dropping to the tatters of SJ’s clothes and what was very evident beneath them, and then quickly flicking away, his own cheeks heating.
“I … I must take my leave. It was nice to meet you … Ezra, isn’t it?” SJ muttered, gave a curt nod, then strode for the door without waiting for a reply. Ezra’s eyes fell on SJ’s muscular backside, and a tiny squeak erupted from him.
I wanted to snarl, ‘Mine!’ like some crazed beast from my books, but instead, I scuttled past my flustered roommate and leapt between the door and the equally flustered devil trying to escape.
I shoved the book against his solid chest, setting my jaw, ready for a fight. “I want you to finish reading it!”
SJ peered down at my determined expression, and a ghost of a smile flitted over his features before his mouth settled back into a frown. “Alright, Mouse. I will suffer through your monster pornography.”
A spluttering sound erupted behind us. I turned to glare at Ezra, who, having apparently tried to cool down all his excitement over my mostly naked, fake boyfriend slash soul-stealing devil slash giant softie with a glass of water, had spat it all over the kitchen floor.
“Let’s talk in the hallway,” I muttered, reaching behind me for the doorknob. My boob brushed his ribs, and he sucked in a breath. I gritted my teeth. We could be in bed right now, my boobs brushing whatever part of his body he so desired.
Instead, I was having heart flutters, and he was … what was he doing? Escaping?
The hallway was musty with mildew, the smell made stronger by the rainy day. Once the door was closed, SJ immediately raised a hand, conjuring that shimmery tunnel that was one of his portals.
“You’re just going to leave?” I demanded, crossing my arms.
“Your second task is complete. There is no need for me to remain here,” he muttered, but his head tilted towards me, and his eyes searched my face. There was something in his expression that had my stomach doing backflips.
“When will I see you again?”
He inhaled sharply, then cocked one eyebrow, his mouth hooking up at one corner. “Are you so impatient for your next task, Mouse?”
If it means seeing you again …
What on earth was wrong with me?
“You could just … visit me, you know … on completely untask-related business.”
“And what business might that be?” The hint of teasing in his tone gave me a spark of hope.
The sort where I’m bouncing on that big, thick cock? I thought savagely. His eyes darkened as if he could read my thoughts.