Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I ignored the voice as I tugged the covers over me and nestled into the crook of his splayed arm. He rolled towards me, the book thunking to the ground, his arms enveloping me, his nose in my hair.
“Hello, Mouse,” he mumbled, his voice thick with sleep. My stomach fluttered at the roughness of his voice, at the warmth of his embrace.
Uh oh. The fluttery feelings were moving higher, too.
Nope. That was not allowed. Mission. Priority. That was all I would allow myself to think about.
“No horny devil this morning?” I managed, my throat suddenly tight with nerves.
“Hmmm, I don’t know about that.” He tucked me against him, and … oh! There was the horny devil, prodding me in the backside!
“I meant, horned devil. As in, with the pointy things on your head, and the glowing and the … the tail …” I swallowed, remembering the things dream SJ had done to me with that tail last night.
Heat pooled between my thighs.
“It’s harder to hold that form in the human realm, I’ve found. I must put conscious energy into it. It probably wore off while I was sleeping.” He reached up, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear. “I hope you didn’t wake in the dark …”
I rolled towards him, not wanting to go down that conversation path right now. I needed to keep this … seductive. “I slept very … deeply. I had some interesting dreams, too.” I smiled coyly up at him. “Let’s just say, your devilish attributes were very much the stars of the show.”
His cheeks went pink, which only made that heat low in my belly burst into flames. Unfortunately, it also had those flutters moving closer and closer to my chest.
No, no, no!
“Do you really find monsters as … stirring … as you claim to?” he asked, an adorably confused crease between his eyebrows.
Do not start thinking of him as adorable! I admonished myself.
Too late, the little voice retorted.
“Uh, you have seen my book collection, right?” I tried for a withering tone, but my voice was trembling.
“But … that’s fiction, it’s not the same.” His head tilted to the side, regarding me in a way that had me blushing.
You’re better than fiction, the naughty voice purred. And it was right. The warm hardness of his chest against my boobs … and the warm hardness lower down that was jabbing at my hip … all of that was very much superior to a fictitious character.
“Tell me what you love about your monster pornography,” he rumbled persuasively, his breath hot against my cheek. Goosebumps erupted all over my skin, and I dug my fingers into his biceps as if to ground me.