Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“But I can’t reach to undo the dress.” She turned, scraping aside her sweaty hair, which had almost completely fallen from the style she’d had it in.
“Of course.” My voice was gravelly as I slid my fingers along the skin at the nape of her neck, searching for the clasp on the chain. Had it only been earlier that evening I had been fantasising about stripping her out of this dress?
This was decidedly not the way I had hoped it would happen.
“Funny,” she mumbled as I finally found the clasp and unlatched it. She clutched the dress to her breasts, juggling the open bottle of drink and turning, a tiny smile lifting one side of her mouth. “This is not the way I’d imagined you taking this dress off me tonight.”
My mouth fell open.
What?
Had she just … had she been imagining me stripping her bare? Tonight?
“So … does my soul belong to you, now, SJ?”
I dragged my eyes from where her fingers were the only thing keeping me from seeing her breasts. “I … what?” I needed to focus!
But she … had we both been having the same … daydreams?
“The contract? With FiendPay?” She managed an impressively withering look. “I failed your task tonight. I couldn’t finish the meal. Ergo, my soul is no longer mine …”
I shook my head. “As far as I’m concerned, the meal was finished. I lost my stomach for more when you got sick.”
Her brows raised, her lips parting. “So … what does that mean?” Her voice was breathy, and her fingers slipped just slightly, the dress dropping lower on her chest.
I cleared my throat, refusing to let my eyes feast on her there. “I consider your task completed. You finished as much of the meal as I, and I had no desire to continue eating. It would be … unfair for me to hold you to a different standard.”
“Well.” She hitched up the dress, her eyes searching mine. “I really don’t know what to make of you, Prince Satan Junior.”
What could I possibly say to that?
I chuckled without mirth. “I don’t know what to make of me, either, right now.”
She coughed, but I had a strong suspicion that it was more to cover a laugh than anything else. “I’m going to take a shower now. You really don’t need to stay.”
I dredged up the ghost of a smile. “Ah, but I want to, Mouse. At least until I know you’re safe in bed, and well enough to be left alone.”
Her brow furrowed, but after a lengthy pause, she nodded, turning for the bathroom. Just before she closed the door, her eyes found mine again.
“If you’re going to raid my bookshelves while you wait … you might enjoy Devirginised By The Devious Devil.”
With that, she closed the door in my face.