Back My Soul For A Donut
Chapters (174)
  1. Content Warning
  2. A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. SJ
  6. 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  7. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
  8. Jemma
  9. 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  10. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
  11. SJ
  12. 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  13. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
  14. Jemma
  15. 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  16. Dinner and a Devilish Show
  17. SJ
  18. 5. Messages from FriendPay
  19. Messages from FriendPay
  20. Jemma
  21. 6. First Date with a New Soul
  22. First Date with a New Soul
  23. SJ
  24. 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  25. Shag Your Way Out of This …
  26. Jemma
  27. 8. No Pressure …
  28. No Pressure …
  29. SJ
  30. 9. Mount Those Horns of His
  31. Mount Those Horns of His
  32. Jemma
  33. 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
  34. A Soft Spot for Mice
  35. SJ
  36. 11. Date Faking
  37. Date Faking
  38. Jemma
  39. 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
  40. Spicy Girl Dreams
  41. SJ
  42. 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  43. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
  44. Jemma
  45. 14. Ratty-Man
  46. Ratty-Man
  47. SJ
  48. 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  49. Sordid Bathroom Romps
  50. SJ
  51. 16. An Outright Lie
  52. An Outright Lie
  53. Jemma
  54. 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  55. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
  56. SJ
  57. 18. Ferretcon
  58. Ferretcon
  59. Jemma
  60. 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  61. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
  62. Jemma
  63. 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  64. It’s a Date, Big Boy
  65. SJ
  66. 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  67. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
  68. Jemma
  69. 22. Distracted by Other Parts
  70. Distracted by Other Parts
  71. SJ
  72. 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  73. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
  74. Jemma
  75. 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  76. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
  77. SJ
  78. 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  79. Big and Red and … Glowing?
  80. Jemma
  81. 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  82. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
  83. SJ
  84. 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  85. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
  86. SJ
  87. 28. Pesky Feelings
  88. Pesky Feelings
  89. Jemma
  90. 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  91. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
  92. SJ
  93. 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  94. Both Her Downstairs Holes
  95. Jemma
  96. 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  97. Fuck with Her and Find Out
  98. Jemma
  99. 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  100. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
  101. SJ
  102. 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  103. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
  104. Jemma
  105. 34. Dare You
  106. Dare You
  107. SJ
  108. 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  109. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
  110. Jemma
  111. 36. Mystical Semen
  112. Mystical Semen
  113. SJ
  114. 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  115. A Goner for the Son of Satan
  116. Jemma
  117. 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
  118. An Unnecessary Attachment
  119. SJ
  120. 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  121. A Leaf Out of Her Book
  122. SJ
  123. 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  124. Walking, Talking Red Flag
  125. Jemma
  126. 41. Devils Don’t Cry
  127. Devils Don’t Cry
  128. SJ
  129. 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  130. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
  131. Jemma
  132. 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  133. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
  134. SJ
  135. 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
  136. It’s a Grand Gesture
  137. Jemma
  138. 45. Permanently in Purgatory
  139. Permanently in Purgatory
  140. SJ
  141. 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  142. Eldest Spawn of Satan
  143. Jemma
  144. 47. The B Team Strikes Again
  145. The B Team Strikes Again
  146. SJ
  147. 48. Not My Nightmare
  148. Not My Nightmare
  149. Jemma
  150. 49. Hold On, Mouse
  151. Hold On, Mouse
  152. SJ
  153. 50. My Heroic Devil
  154. My Heroic Devil
  155. Jemma
  156. 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
  157. Not a Religious Celebrity
  158. SJ
  159. 52. The Devil I Know
  160. The Devil I Know
  161. SJ
  162. 53. Let Them See
  163. Let Them See
  164. Jemma
  165. 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  166. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
  167. SJ
  168. Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
  169. Jemma
  170. And … Another Epilogue
  171. SJ
  172. Acknowledgments
  173. Also by Layla Pine
  174. About Layla

Esther patted me on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, we’ll brief you fully on everything. You won’t be involved in the organisation, just in communication. And in return, your brand will be all over the marketing materials, you’ll have a prime location within the convention itself, and of course, people will likely want to have photos with you and Luci-Fur … which of course, we can charge a fee for.”

“What?” I blasted. SJ’s fingers flexed on my belly. “You’re not seriously telling me that people will want to pay money to be photographed with me!”

Esther’s grin was practically wicked. “By the time we’re finished with you, everyone will want a piece of you.”

A growl rumbled at my ear. SJ clearly didn’t like the sound of that.

“I’m in!” I blurted, snaking out my hand for them to shake. If he didn’t like it, it was probably a great idea.

“Really?” Jules practically squealed as Esther’s grin widened, and she reached for my hand.

“No!” SJ snapped, tugging me backwards. I squeaked as my feet left the ground.

“What are you doing?” I hissed, kicking frantically. He placed me back down, his arms a cage around me, so tight I couldn’t turn to give him a piece of my mind.

“You do not shake unless you know exactly what you’re getting into, Mouse,” he warned, his lips brushing my ear. I shivered, and he loosened his hold on me just long enough to turn me in his arms. His eyes were dark, his face stern … worried?

That couldn’t be right, though, could it?

“Get everything in writing, tell them you need to review the agreement before you decide.” His voice lowered, his eyes searching mine. “Have you not learned not to leap headfirst without reading the fine print?”

Heat flooded my cheeks. Here he was, the man … monster … devil … who had tricked me into selling him my soul, and he was warning me to be careful around contractual arrangements. Reminding me that I was being impulsive. Again.

I was a fool.

But he was right. I gave a small nod, and the crease in his brow eased.

“Can you put together an agreement and email it to me?” I asked, turning in his arms once more. “I’d love to see all the details laid out before I sign on the dotted line.”

Esther nodded, all business. “Smart choice. We’ll aim to have that to you by close of business Monday.” She plucked one of my business cards from the holder on the table as Jules browsed through the costumes. She picked up a fairy set in hot pink, holding it out to show Esther, who chuckled.

“He is a bit of a fae bugger, our Falcor.” Esther turned to me, proffering her black credit card. “Can you make him one? You’ve got his measurements?”

I grinned. “Absolutely!”