Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
I sat back and folded my arms, relief tingling through every inch of my body. The Hounds stared up at me, slack-jawed, tongues lolling.
“Boss …” Beezle began, and something tightened inside me. Did they disagree? Was I going to have to find some other way to convince them that we needed to leave her business out of this?
“I mean, I’m sure we’ll come up with something—”
“You’re a damn genius, Boss! Passive misery! You’re a trailblazer, a … an innovator!”
“Well,” I mumbled, scratching at the stubble on my jaw. “It’s more a … happy accident. I never intentionally developed the Token to do that.”
“Don’t tell Daddy that, though!” Bub was aghast. “You celebrate your success, Boss!”
“We won’t be telling Da-Father anything. Not until the end … not until the whole process has been tested.” I swallowed back the ache in my throat at the mention of the end. “Aren’t we supposed to be coming up with a task for Jemma?”
“Oooh, she’s just Jemma now? You two getting a bit … intimate?” Bub’s words were sly. “We saw how you were touching her leg under the table, all comforting-like.”
“Of course not!” I protested, glad that my skin was already red, because I was blushing furiously. Which in itself was mortifying. Devils did not blush. They especially did not blush over being caught out having … thoughts … about humans. “I was trying to unsettle her!”
Beezle snorted. “Sure you were.”
“Can we please stick to the task at hand?” I demanded. “What else do we know about Jemma … Bliss,” I added with a sharp look at my amused Hounds, “that we can use?”
Silence fell. And into the silence, my very inappropriate brain threw up a number of things that I knew about her that were probably not very helpful but were hard to stop myself thinking about. Things like how she giggled when I brushed my thumb over that soft skin of her inner thigh …
“Gluten!” Bub yelled.
“Gluten?” I blinked, forcing myself to stop thinking about Jemma’s thighs. “Ah, yes, there was some mention of ‘gluten intolerance’ today … whatever that is.”
“Oh, we already know, Boss!” Bub panted excitedly. “That Ratty-Man was having a good old whinge about it. Said … oh, Boss, can I please do the voice?”
I sighed. “Alright.”
Bub’s snout split into a leering grin, and he coughed once, affecting the nasal tones of Ratty-Man. “And she’s still telling everyone who’ll listen that she can’t eat gluten? She’s such a bloody attention seeker! She used to make a big song and dance of getting stomach cramps and gas and having to leave everywhere early. Fucking ruined our social life, just because she needed something that made her feel special, the dumb fucking sla—”