Chapters (174)
- Content Warning
- A Note to Readers on my Choice of Language
- Dedication
- Prologue
- SJ
- 1. Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Crochet Penises and Stinky Shadow Men
- Jemma
- 2. Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- Bubble Bath … Interrupted
- SJ
- 3. Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Objectively Objectifying a Sexy Blonde
- Jemma
- 4. Dinner and a Devilish Show
- Dinner and a Devilish Show
- SJ
- 5. Messages from FriendPay
- Messages from FriendPay
- Jemma
- 6. First Date with a New Soul
- First Date with a New Soul
- SJ
- 7. Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Shag Your Way Out of This …
- Jemma
- 8. No Pressure …
- No Pressure …
- SJ
- 9. Mount Those Horns of His
- Mount Those Horns of His
- Jemma
- 10. A Soft Spot for Mice
- A Soft Spot for Mice
- SJ
- 11. Date Faking
- Date Faking
- Jemma
- 12. Spicy Girl Dreams
- Spicy Girl Dreams
- SJ
- 13. Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Brunch with the Stinking Undie Stain
- Jemma
- 14. Ratty-Man
- Ratty-Man
- SJ
- 15. Sordid Bathroom Romps
- Sordid Bathroom Romps
- SJ
- 16. An Outright Lie
- An Outright Lie
- Jemma
- 17. Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- Soul Reaping and Passive Misery
- SJ
- 18. Ferretcon
- Ferretcon
- Jemma
- 19. Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Bossy, Domineering Alpha Male
- Jemma
- 20. It’s a Date, Big Boy
- It’s a Date, Big Boy
- SJ
- 21. The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- The Stretchiness of Human Orifices
- Jemma
- 22. Distracted by Other Parts
- Distracted by Other Parts
- SJ
- 23. My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- My Biggest Weakness. My Worst Enemy
- Jemma
- 24. A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- A Super Creepy Diarrhoea Fetish
- SJ
- 25. Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Big and Red and … Glowing?
- Jemma
- 26. That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- That’s Why I’m Afraid of the Dark
- SJ
- 27. Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- Giant Softies and Sizeable Stiffies
- SJ
- 28. Pesky Feelings
- Pesky Feelings
- Jemma
- 29. A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- A How-to Book on Seducing Human Maidens
- SJ
- 30. Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Both Her Downstairs Holes
- Jemma
- 31. Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Fuck with Her and Find Out
- Jemma
- 32. Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- Lovesick for Jemma Bliss
- SJ
- 33. Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Nobody’s Gonna Be Looking at Your Face …
- Jemma
- 34. Dare You
- Dare You
- SJ
- 35. Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Let Me Play with My Pretty Mouse
- Jemma
- 36. Mystical Semen
- Mystical Semen
- SJ
- 37. A Goner for the Son of Satan
- A Goner for the Son of Satan
- Jemma
- 38. An Unnecessary Attachment
- An Unnecessary Attachment
- SJ
- 39. A Leaf Out of Her Book
- A Leaf Out of Her Book
- SJ
- 40. Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Walking, Talking Red Flag
- Jemma
- 41. Devils Don’t Cry
- Devils Don’t Cry
- SJ
- 42. He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- He Wasn’t a Mafia Boyfriend
- Jemma
- 43. Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- Wholesale Slaughter of Archangels
- SJ
- 44. It’s a Grand Gesture
- It’s a Grand Gesture
- Jemma
- 45. Permanently in Purgatory
- Permanently in Purgatory
- SJ
- 46. Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Eldest Spawn of Satan
- Jemma
- 47. The B Team Strikes Again
- The B Team Strikes Again
- SJ
- 48. Not My Nightmare
- Not My Nightmare
- Jemma
- 49. Hold On, Mouse
- Hold On, Mouse
- SJ
- 50. My Heroic Devil
- My Heroic Devil
- Jemma
- 51. Not a Religious Celebrity
- Not a Religious Celebrity
- SJ
- 52. The Devil I Know
- The Devil I Know
- SJ
- 53. Let Them See
- Let Them See
- Jemma
- 54. I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- I Never Really Wanted Your Soul
- SJ
- Epilogue: Not Quite One Year Later
- Jemma
- And … Another Epilogue
- SJ
- Acknowledgments
- Also by Layla Pine
- About Layla
“I’m very pleased to be able to support your endeavours.” I made to turn to the door, then stopped, and as if I’d forgotten something, turned back to him.
“You know, I do want something else from you.”
“What?” he asked, all too eager. My stomach clenched. It was time for the part that I knew, in theory, how to do but had never done in practice.
“There will come a time when I will need a favour from you.” My throat was so dry, but I pushed past it. “Given I am doing you quite a significant favour here.” I nodded at the stack of cash he could barely fit one of his small hands around.
His fingers twitched on it. “Yeah, I think that’s fair. Uh, what do you want from me?”
“Nothing in the immediate future. But I’ll be sure to let you know when it comes time to … reciprocate.”
I proffered a hand to him, hoping it wasn’t coated in sweat the way the rest of me suddenly was. My chest thrummed painfully, but I ignored it as he transferred his money to his other hand, reaching out and grasping mine in a limp handshake.
A jolt of scorching power flared in our joined palms, and he flinched, but I held tight, squeezing until the heat faded. When I released him, he staggered back, his skin bone white and clammy.
“What the fuck just—”
“I’ll take my leave,” I interrupted, spinning and stalking out before I gave myself away. Stumbling towards the main entrance, I managed a quick flick of my fingers, summoning to Hell the artwork that Ratty-Man had just sold me … along with his soul.
I had reaped a soul. He had absolutely deserved it, but … I had tricked him with nothing more than some conjured cash and a false promise.
Father would indeed be proud.
I only just made it back to the alley before I bent at the waist and vomited into one of the metal bins there.
“Aww, Boss. The first one always feels the worst.”
I straightened, wiping my mouth on the back of my hand, chest pounding. The sympathy in Bub’s eyes made my stomach tighten.
“Yeah, it’ll get easier the more you practise,” Beezle added.
I promptly vomited again.
“Let’s just get out of here,” I gasped when I was done, opening a portal and falling into it.
* * *
“Boss?”
I groaned and rolled over, pulling my covers over my head. “Go away!”
A wet nose snuffled into my blanket burrow, nudging me on the cheek. “Time to wakey wakey, you sleepy devil!”
I shoved Beezle from the bed. “I said, fuck off!”
“Technically you said, ‘go away’ …” Bub added. There was a scuffle down near my feet, and then another wet nose began sliding its way up my calf. “If you don’t wake up, Hellen will be in here yelling at you again …”