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Chapters (76)
  1. Cover
  2. SIDIN VADUKUT
  3. GOD SAVE THE DORK
  4. Dedication
  5. BOOK ONE
  6. 11 March 2007
  7. 17 March 2007
  8. 18 March 2007
  9. 19 March 2007
  10. 20 March 2007
  11. 21 March 2007
  12. 22 March 2007
  13. 23 March 2007
  14. 24 March 2007
  15. 25 March 2007
  16. 26 March 2007
  17. 27 March 2007
  18. 28 March 2007
  19. 29 March 2007
  20. 30 March 2007
  21. 31 March 2007
  22. 1 April 2007
  23. 2 April 2007
  24. 4 April 2007
  25. 5 April 2007
  26. 6 April 2007
  27. 7 April 2007
  28. 8 April 2007
  29. 9 April 2007
  30. 12 April 2007
  31. 14 April 2007
  32. 15 April 2007
  33. 16 April 2007
  34. BOOK TWO
  35. 7 May 2007
  36. 8 May 2007
  37. 14 May 2007
  38. 15 May 2007
  39. 18 May 2007
  40. 19 May 2007
  41. 22 May 2007
  42. 23 May 2007
  43. 24 May 2007
  44. 25 May 2007
  45. 02 June 2007
  46. 05 June 2007
  47. 07 June 2007
  48. 10 June 2007
  49. 11 June 2007
  50. 12 May 2007
  51. 17 May 2007
  52. 21 June 2007
  53. 24 June 2007
  54. 27 June 2007
  55. 28 June 2007
  56. 29 June 2007
  57. 2 July 2007
  58. 5 July 2007
  59. 6 July 2007
  60. 7 July 2007
  61. 9 July 2007
  62. 10 July 2007
  63. 11 July 2007
  64. 12 July 2007
  65. 13 July 2007
  66. 14 July 2007
  67. 15 July 2007
  68. 16 July 2007
  69. 17 July 2007
  70. 18 July 2007
  71. 19 July 2007
  72. 20 July 2007
  73. 21 July 2007
  74. 22 July 2007
  75. Author’s Note
  76. Acknowledgements

For a moment I was like: OH MY GOD THIS MAN IS MY SOULMATE!

But then I realized that he also had my same birthday, same sports achievements in school, same debating experience and same passion for fitness and poverty alleviation.

Sugandh asked me if everything was ok.

I asked him what his favourite element of Mediterranean cuisine was. He thought for two minutes and said: ‘Mediterranean Chicken Biryani.’ I excused myself, went into the bathroom and punched a roll of toilet paper repeatedly. Then I took a small potted plant, which was near the sink, and tipped half of the soil into the hairdryer. Then I washed my face and returned.

The idea of giving him my resume, I explained, was not so that he can copy and paste things. Sugandh apologized profusely and told me that he came from a humble family where there was never the money or time to have hobbies or passions. And then he looked down and sniffed a little.

What to do. My heart melted a little bit. I may not be able to identify with poverty, but that does not mean I should not have compassion for the poor.

I told him that I was sorry for my impatience. Tonight, I told him, we will focus on hobbies and passions. I told him that putting these details on a biodata are usual for multiple reasons: first of all they use up white space and make it look very full. Secondly, interviewers are often distracted by interesting hobbies and passions and this will divert attention from asking difficult job related questions.

So I asked if there was anything he was passionate about. He said he really liked Chiranjeevi movies and had seen every single movie starring the actor. I told him he should include this on the biodata as it was quirky and interesting.

After that he said he liked reading books. I asked him which book he had read most recently. He said, ‘Barron’s Guide for GRE.’ I told him to name another one. He thought for two minutes and then told me that he preferred singing songs to reading books.

I told him to sing a song. He took a deep breath and then said something in Telugu. And then looked at me.

What happened, I asked him. How was the song, he asked me. That was a song? I asked him. Michael Jackson’s Thriller, he told me.

I went into the bathroom and came back two minutes later.

After another forty-five minutes we finally decided that besides watching Chiranjeevi movies, his other passions would be singing Telugu songs from Chiranjeevi movies, reading books about Chiranjeevi, and ‘Internet’. The last one, I told him, would go well with his professional profile and job ambitions.

Tomorrow he will come back with a finalized version of his resume. And then I have told him that we will do some mock interviews before applying for jobs at Lederman.