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Chapters (76)
  1. Cover
  2. SIDIN VADUKUT
  3. GOD SAVE THE DORK
  4. Dedication
  5. BOOK ONE
  6. 11 March 2007
  7. 17 March 2007
  8. 18 March 2007
  9. 19 March 2007
  10. 20 March 2007
  11. 21 March 2007
  12. 22 March 2007
  13. 23 March 2007
  14. 24 March 2007
  15. 25 March 2007
  16. 26 March 2007
  17. 27 March 2007
  18. 28 March 2007
  19. 29 March 2007
  20. 30 March 2007
  21. 31 March 2007
  22. 1 April 2007
  23. 2 April 2007
  24. 4 April 2007
  25. 5 April 2007
  26. 6 April 2007
  27. 7 April 2007
  28. 8 April 2007
  29. 9 April 2007
  30. 12 April 2007
  31. 14 April 2007
  32. 15 April 2007
  33. 16 April 2007
  34. BOOK TWO
  35. 7 May 2007
  36. 8 May 2007
  37. 14 May 2007
  38. 15 May 2007
  39. 18 May 2007
  40. 19 May 2007
  41. 22 May 2007
  42. 23 May 2007
  43. 24 May 2007
  44. 25 May 2007
  45. 02 June 2007
  46. 05 June 2007
  47. 07 June 2007
  48. 10 June 2007
  49. 11 June 2007
  50. 12 May 2007
  51. 17 May 2007
  52. 21 June 2007
  53. 24 June 2007
  54. 27 June 2007
  55. 28 June 2007
  56. 29 June 2007
  57. 2 July 2007
  58. 5 July 2007
  59. 6 July 2007
  60. 7 July 2007
  61. 9 July 2007
  62. 10 July 2007
  63. 11 July 2007
  64. 12 July 2007
  65. 13 July 2007
  66. 14 July 2007
  67. 15 July 2007
  68. 16 July 2007
  69. 17 July 2007
  70. 18 July 2007
  71. 19 July 2007
  72. 20 July 2007
  73. 21 July 2007
  74. 22 July 2007
  75. Author’s Note
  76. Acknowledgements

In between I went over to him and tried to bond with him. He recognized me immediately as a member of the Dufresne team. His name is Simon Dougal. He was quite nice and sociable, and he told me how his father was Scottish and his mother was Irish. And that his accent was a mix of both. We then shared stories about our comedy experiences. I told him that I have over 15 GB of stand-up comedy video files on my hard drives.

He said that he’d participated in around 20 stand-up performances before deciding to shift to banking. I asked him if he’d helped in the production or writing of these shows. He told me that he’d actually performed on stage.

STUPID IDIOTIC MIXED BREED IMMIGRANT MULTI-TALENTED BASTARD!!!!

If you want to do comedy you should become a comedian no? How do you explain fucked up life priorities like Simon’s? I was quite disgusted but didn’t let any of this show on my face. He kept drinking beer while I drank ginger beer. But I acted as if my drink was bitter and strong.

When I left for the hotel Simon was still at the pub surrounded by three of the waitresses. They were all laughing continuously like mentally retarded people.

So all in all today was a day with ups and downs. LLTLF seems like a nice way to make friends, get close to Tom and make an impression on Emily. However I will have to keep an eye on Simon. He reminds me so much of Yetch and Rajni and Jenson and all the other Dufresne back-stabbers.

10.34 p.m.

Raveena refuses to go out of the mind. I just spent half an hour listening to clips of her speaking on YouTube.

All women should have a voice like her.

Or at least Gouri should.

11.15 p.m.

Ok I think I have a solution. I am going to download Mohra (full film) from the Internet, rip out only the audio, and then carry it on my iPod. That way I can listen to Raveena whenever I want to.

I know this sounds a little psycho. But I am going to think of this as my quirk. Like some people have sailing or cycling. Besides no one else will know.

11.23 p.m.

Download has started. Meanwhile Emily has sent a very long email. Too tired to read now. Good night.

23 March 2007

4.20 p.m.

No time to chat. Emergency review meeting with Dufresne team all day today. Will write in detail tomorrow.

P.S. Emily will be in charge of Group B. SIMON IS IN CHARGE OF GROUP A!!! Utter tragedy.

Also Mohra download is taking freaking forever.

24 March 2007

8.29 p.m.

So much news. So many developments. Busy days are here again.

But let me write this section by section.

First of all there is good news and bad news regarding the Dufresne–Lederman collaboration.