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Chapters (76)
  1. Cover
  2. SIDIN VADUKUT
  3. GOD SAVE THE DORK
  4. Dedication
  5. BOOK ONE
  6. 11 March 2007
  7. 17 March 2007
  8. 18 March 2007
  9. 19 March 2007
  10. 20 March 2007
  11. 21 March 2007
  12. 22 March 2007
  13. 23 March 2007
  14. 24 March 2007
  15. 25 March 2007
  16. 26 March 2007
  17. 27 March 2007
  18. 28 March 2007
  19. 29 March 2007
  20. 30 March 2007
  21. 31 March 2007
  22. 1 April 2007
  23. 2 April 2007
  24. 4 April 2007
  25. 5 April 2007
  26. 6 April 2007
  27. 7 April 2007
  28. 8 April 2007
  29. 9 April 2007
  30. 12 April 2007
  31. 14 April 2007
  32. 15 April 2007
  33. 16 April 2007
  34. BOOK TWO
  35. 7 May 2007
  36. 8 May 2007
  37. 14 May 2007
  38. 15 May 2007
  39. 18 May 2007
  40. 19 May 2007
  41. 22 May 2007
  42. 23 May 2007
  43. 24 May 2007
  44. 25 May 2007
  45. 02 June 2007
  46. 05 June 2007
  47. 07 June 2007
  48. 10 June 2007
  49. 11 June 2007
  50. 12 May 2007
  51. 17 May 2007
  52. 21 June 2007
  53. 24 June 2007
  54. 27 June 2007
  55. 28 June 2007
  56. 29 June 2007
  57. 2 July 2007
  58. 5 July 2007
  59. 6 July 2007
  60. 7 July 2007
  61. 9 July 2007
  62. 10 July 2007
  63. 11 July 2007
  64. 12 July 2007
  65. 13 July 2007
  66. 14 July 2007
  67. 15 July 2007
  68. 16 July 2007
  69. 17 July 2007
  70. 18 July 2007
  71. 19 July 2007
  72. 20 July 2007
  73. 21 July 2007
  74. 22 July 2007
  75. Author’s Note
  76. Acknowledgements

You have to give credit to Tom for one thing. He might be a fund-siphoning corporate criminal, but he knows how to perform under pressure.

This morning the moment I started telling him about the SEC investigation he stopped me. He told me he already knew something was happening. He has been talking to Dominic secretly this last week. Tom said he was afraid we were already running out of time. Apparently he has been expecting this FarmersCard investigation for months. He was hoping to transfer enough funds from Lederman to LLTLF and then through to his account before the investigators ever came to London. He asked if I had information of SEC fellows coming to London.

I told him about the insider in London who is leaking information. Tom’s face turned became pure white. For a moment I thought his heart had failed. And then the colour came back to his face. Tom took a deep breath and then said that we have now officially run out of time.

While a part of me was dying slowly, the other part was impressed with his focus. In 15 minutes he drew up a plan. Tom would immediately sanction the next monthly instalment into the LLTLF account. If we suddenly stop people might wonder why. I had to transfer everything except half a million to our SPV account on the Isle. After that I had to immediately invest it somewhere. Tom told me that the investments had to happen as soon a possible. The more time we waste the more our actions will look suspicious. I told him I was happy to do this but had no idea what to invest in or how to do it. He gave me the phone number of someone in Isle of Man who’d take care of the transaction. But I would have to do all the legwork first.

After that I had to submit a report to the CSR sub-committee stating the nature of this investment and giving a full account of all LLTLF finances. But I should do this casually and not reflect any panic.

Tom gave me 3 days to carry out the investment. Beyond that, he said, things are going to raise eyebrows. We wished each other luck. From now on, he said, we operate independently. No more meetings, emails, SMSes or phone calls.

As he walked away from the cafe I felt a surge of energy running through my body. That commando feeling was coming again.

But then I realized that I may soon be arrested for international corporate crime. And I got depressed and afraid again.

No time. How to invest. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I have a lot of reading to do today.

Should have taken more finance electives in college. Rahul Gupta could probably help.

But I would rather go to jail than take his help.