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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

“It’s a barbaric practice where lions are placed in caged areas for so-called hunts.” He scoffed. “It’s hardly a hunt since the animals have been raised in captivity and used in petting zoos. They have no fear of humans and then have nowhere to escape to beyond the confines of the enclosed compounds. They’re sitting ducks for the kind of people who don’t even have hunting licenses and generally don’t know how to fire guns, but who still want a lion-head trophy.”

“My God, that’s terrible! They’re effectively shooting tame, caged animals. I mean, how is that even legal?”

“It brings in tourism and big money.” He shrugged sadly. “Never underestimate the power of the almighty dollar.”

“Well, then I’m even happier that we rejected their offer!” I sat upright as something occurred to me. “Did Ruth know about this? The canned-lion-hunting thing?”

He shook his head to my relief. “No, they’ve kept it all very hush-hush and are hiding behind some consortium from what I understand. She wouldn’t have known.”

I was relieved but still couldn’t help but wonder if it would have made a difference to her if she had. “So, this isn’t a social call?” I tried for levity but it fell flat.

“I wanted to warn you what you’ve gotten yourself into,” Riaan answered. “The Coetzees are not going to just let this rest, because they need this property too much. Please be on your guard”—he nodded his head in the direction of the house—“the both of you. You have no idea what these people are capable of.”

CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE

Ruth

27 May 1994

Verdriet, Magaliesburg, South Africa

I’m not a big coffee drinker. I prefer my morning beverages to be healthier options like orange or tomato juice. Laced, of course, with something fermented or distilled for a bit of kick. So the first shock of the day is the bitter sip of the coffee I made myself. The second is seeing Riaan van Tonder walking inside from the patio and heading for the main door.

He spots me at the same time I spot him and blushes scarlet. Not much of a poker player, that one; you could see his tells miles away. I wink a greeting, which makes him color even more before he stutters a greeting in return. Silly boy should have slept with me when he had his chance all those years ago. I would have made him forget about Dee, I promise you that.

“Let me know if you need help with removing the graffiti,” he says to Dee before he’s out the door.

“Did he come by to pay you all that backdated child support?” I ask to see what kind of reaction I’ll get, and she rewards me by flushing. “Just kidding. Why was he here?”

“Sit down, Ruth. We need to talk.”