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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

“The whore and the baby never go out. They must be here.”

Jezebel barks in response to the voices.

Zodwa continues digging but when that drawer doesn’t yield anything, she quietly opens another. She’s about to give up on that one too when she feels the reassuring shape of the remote squashed into the side of it. She almost cries with relief. Instead, she pulls it out, pressing the button repeatedly. She expects an alarm to sound but nothing happens. No light blinks in response to her touch and she wonders if the battery is dead.

Please. Please. Please.

She presses it a few more times out of desperation.

“Where is that dog barking from?”

“Must be that room. It’s the only one closed.”

“She locks the security dog inside? What kind of idiot does that?”

They both laugh and Zodwa can hear them walking through the house checking in every room. Mandla remains blessedly quiet. He leans his head against Zodwa’s chest as though wanting to go back to sleep.

The telephone suddenly rings, startling her. It must be Ruth calling to check up on Mandla. The men ignore it. Zodwa counts seven rings before it stops. It feels like an eternity.

“Check that room.”

“No way, man. The dog is in there.”

The phone rings again but is silenced as it crashes to the floor. One of the men must have knocked it off the kitchen counter.

“I still can’t fucking believe she brought that disease into our town. We could all get it.”

“Mimi said it was the first case they’ve ever had at the hospital. Bad enough having to treat a filthy kaffir, but an AIDS-infested one at that?”

AIDS. The word is like a wasp buzzing around Zodwa’s head. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. She has to shake it off to concentrate.

The handle is suddenly pushed down and Zodwa’s heart lurches. They’re right outside the door.

CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN

Ruth

6 January 1996

Rustenburg Golf Club, South Africa

I’m going to go find a pay phone,” I lean over and whisper to Dee as the auction bidding starts for a weekend getaway to Hermanus.

“Why?” Dee whispers back.

“I told Zodwa I’d check in at half past eight.”

“She has the number to reach us here and she’ll call if Mandla doesn’t feel well. Besides,” Dee says, checking her watch, “it’s only just after eight.”

I wish for the dozenth time that I’d brought my own car. I don’t want to offend the fund-raisers by leaving early, especially since they’re doing all of this for Mandla’s orphanage, but I’m really not able to enjoy myself. Why didn’t I just send a check and be done with it?

“It doesn’t matter if I call a bit early,” I reply, rising from the table.