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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

Dee gets up and heads for the door.

“Wait! Don’t open that. We have no idea what it is.”

“We have to,” Dee says, reaching for the handle.

“Jesus, wait!” I run to the bedroom and take Da’s old Winchester rifle off the wall before rushing back. Sarie mentioned an increase in farm attacks, and two women alone on a rural property would be easy targets.

“Is that even loaded?” Dee asks dubiously. It dates back to the Anglo-Boer War.

“No idea but it may be enough to scare someone off.”

I’m standing behind Dee with the rifle when she slowly unlocks the door and then pulls it open. I look over her shoulder but can’t see anything. There’s no one on the veranda. “Must just be horny cats,” I say, trying to pull Dee back. The sooner we can close and lock the door, the better.

But Dee won’t step back. She’s staring down at something and I have to nudge her aside to get a better look. When I spot it, I know the booze isn’t making me see things because Dee can see it too.

It’s a big black dog. And it’s guarding something.

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

Delilah

10–11 May 1994

Verdriet, Magaliesburg, South Africa

Oh my God,” Ruth exclaimed, trying to push past.

The large dog rose up on its haunches in response, the hair on its back raised as it gave a low warning growl, and Ruth froze next to me. The creature was black as tar and looked like a cross between a Rottweiler and a Labrador. It licked its lips, eyeing Ruth warily, before settling itself back down again next to the crying bundle.

I turned from the dog to the little wriggling creature on our doorstep. “It’s a baby,” I said stupidly.

“No shit, Sherlock,” Ruth whispered, staring at it in awe.

I bent down slowly and held my hand out, palm down, for the dog to sniff. It did so cautiously, and then, seemingly deciding that I didn’t pose any threat, it stood up and shook itself before pacing to the edge of the veranda, where it stared off into the darkness, whining softly.

Ruth stepped back inside to put the rifle down and when she returned, she reached out to the bundle with trembling hands, scooping it up as though she was afraid it was an illusion that, when touched, would dissolve into nothing but smoke. The dog rushed to her side but didn’t show any further signs of aggression.

I stepped past Ruth to go outside. Two plastic bags had been placed to the side of the door and I shot a quick glance inside them. They were filled with what looked like baby things and didn’t appear to contain anything sinister. I craned my head around the veranda and the parts of the garden I could see.