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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

I had looked at it skeptically. It was much too big to be a cat’s tooth and that he thought otherwise annoyed me. I said as much, pointing out that a cat’s whole head was smaller than the thing he was holding up.

He’d laughed, which rankled me even more.

“No, not a house cat,” he said. “A saber-toothed cat. They lived millions of years ago.”

“With the dinosaurs?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” Riaan said. “But I’m going to find out.” He’d always had an insatiable curiosity.

“Delilah?” Riaan smiled nervously then, bringing me back to the present. “Am I boring you?”

“Not at all. Sorry, I was just remembering how much you used to love all of that stuff.”

Riaan flushed and then said, “I actually came here today to speak to you about the Coetzees.”

The abrupt change of subject was disorienting. I had thought he might segue into questions about my unexpected homecoming, but if he had any, he’d done a good job of suppressing them.

“The Coetzees?”

“Yes. Rumor has it that you’ve gotten on their bad side, and judging by the graffiti I saw outside, I’d say the rumors are true.”

“They’re terrible people,” I said. “And I refuse to pander to them.” It suddenly occurred to me that with all the time that had passed, Riaan was as foreign to me as my countrymen were. Just because he hadn’t been racist as a child didn’t mean he hadn’t grown up to be one of them. “Wait, you’re not part of their group, are you?”

“Of course not,” he said, looking affronted that I’d even ask. “But they’re a powerful family in these parts, not people you want to offend.”

“Then they should grow tougher hides so they aren’t so easily offended.”

“I heard they made an offer on the farm that you turned down. Sounds like Ruth was eager to accept it.”

“Yes, but like I said, I’m retiring here. I’m not in the market to sell.” I took a sip of my coffee, which had gotten cold. “I don’t see what the big deal is, anyway. So they don’t get our farm? So what? I’m sure there are plenty of other farms up for sale. Productive ones that will at least bring in an immediate income, unlike this one, which will need a lot of work.”

“They’re not looking for a productive farm, Delilah. They’re looking to open a canned-lion-hunting operation and have bought all of the surrounding property to that end. Yours is the one in the middle that links them all. It’s crucial that they have it for the breeding-and-hunting station they’re planning.”

“Canned-lion hunting? What’s that?”