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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

I’m so lucky to have the best writing groups a writer could ask for. Thank you to Lisa Rivers, Kath Jonathan, Jenny Prior, Caroline Gill, Emily Murray, Susie Whelehan, and Suzy Dugard for sharing so generously, championing so passionately, and pouring the wine when all else fails. I cannot overstate how invaluable their feedback is or what an integral part of my writing process they are. Lisa, thank you especially for all the parties you’ve thrown for me and for your brilliant editorial contributions. You are an angel.

I have been blessed with so many wonderful friends and such an amazing family that it’s impossible to thank them all individually. Their endless support and encouragement have meant more to me than they could ever know, and I can only hope that I’ve expressed my gratitude to each of them for being a part of my life and for brightening my days. Leana Marais, thank you for buying enough copies of Hum If You Don’t Know the Words to sink a battleship. To my nieces, nephews, and godchildren, thank you for not being too embarrassed by me and for constantly rearranging bookshelves so my books are always front and center. Charmaine Shepherd, you remain both my rock and my guiding light; my kindred spirit and my hero.

Thank you to everyone in my life for buying countless books and then forcing them on everyone they know, and for always coming out in support at book fairs, readings, events, and bookstores.

I am so grateful to my readers and to book clubs who have been so gracious and kind, and who have welcomed me into their homes either in person or virtually. It’s such a joy to get to speak with fellow readers and to listen to their feedback and brilliant insights. I write to make sense of my world, but it’s my readers who teach me the most about my work! I can be reached at [email protected] to set up a book club Skype appointment.

Thanks to Muggle for taking me on regular walks and to Wombat for all the “acupuncture.”

Finally, my biggest thanks goes to my husband, Stephen, who doesn’t allow me to take anything too seriously and whose favorite joke reflects his general silliness: “You know how when you see ducks flying in a ‘V,’ how the one side of the ‘V’ is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? It’s because there are more ducks on that side.”

Thanks for always making me laugh, Poodle, and for being you.

GLOSSARY OF TERMS

AFRICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS (ANC): a political party banned during apartheid; the ruling party of South Africa since 1994, when Nelson Mandela was elected president

AFRIKAANS: a language derived from the form of Dutch brought to the Cape by white settlers from Holland in the seventeenth century