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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

AFRIKANER: an Afrikaans-speaking South African with European ancestry, generally descended from the Dutch/French Huguenot settlers of the seventeenth century

AFRIKANER WEERSTANDSBEWEGING (AWB): a South African neo-Nazi separatist political and paramilitary organization

AMADLOZI: (Zulu) the ancestors

BABYGRO: an infant bodysuit, onesie

BAKKIE: (Afrikaans) pickup truck, utility truck

BOER: (Afrikaans) a farmer/proud Afrikaner

BOEREKOS: (Afrikaans) Afrikaner/farmer food

BOREHOLE: a deep hole bored into the ground to locate water

BUSHVELD: open, uncultivated land of South Africa, abundant shrubby, or thorny vegetation

DASSIES: (Afrikaans) a rock hyrax (mammal) of Southern Africa

DOEK: a square piece of cloth like a scarf worn by African women to cover their head

DOMINEE: (Afrikaans) preacher, minister

GOGO/UGOGO: (various African languages) granny

HHAYI: (Zulu) stop, no

HINJA: (Zulu) dog

IBHAYI: (Zulu) animal skin or material worn by healers

INKATHA FREEDOM PARTY (IFP): a right-wing political party in South Africa that has been led, since its founding, by Mangosuthu Buthelezi

IZINYANGA: (Zulu) plural: healers

JIRRE: (Afrikaans slang) “Jesus”; exclamation of surprise or shock

KAFFIR: an offensive and contemptuous term for a black person

KAFFIR-BOETIE: translates to “kaffir brother”; a term for a white person who fraternizes with black people or sympathizes with their cause

KAK: (Afrikaans) shit

KNOBKERRIE: (Afrikaans) walking stick

KOTA: township or street food; quarter loaf of bread hollowed out and filled mostly with chips, meat, and gravy

KWAAI: (Afrikaans slang) “cool”

KWAITO: a music genre that emerged in Johannesburg in the 1990s. Variant of house music, most popular with black South African youth.

LOBOLO: (Zulu) bride price

MAHEWU: (Zulu) fermented liquid mealie-meal porridge

MEVROU: (Afrikaans) missus

MIELIES: (Afrikaans) corn cob, sweet corn

MIESIE: (Afrikaans) missus

MLUNGU/UMLUNGU: (Xhosa, Zulu) a white person

MOROGO: wild spinach

MPEPHO/IMPEPHO: (Zulu) sage

MZUKULU WAMI: (Zulu) “my granddaughter”

NAPPY: a diaper

NDUMBA/INDUMBA: (Zulu) a healing hut

NOG: (Afrikaans) another

NYANGA/INYANGA: (Zulu) a healer

PANTSULA: petty gangster

PAP: a traditional South African dish made from ground maize that is then cooked with water

POLONY: processed meat

REGTIG: (Afrikaans) really, truly

ROOIBOS: translates to “red bush”; a South African tea

SANGOMA/ISANGOMA: (Zulu) a witch doctor, healer, traditional healer

SAWUBONA: (Zulu) “hello” or “good day”

SESHOESHOE: a printed, dyed cotton fabric widely used in traditional clothing in South Africa

SHEBEEN: an illicit African bar or nightclub where alcohol is served without a license

SHOSHOLOZA: a Nguni song that was sung by the mixed tribes of gold and diamond mine workers in South Africa

SISI: (Xhosa) sister

SLAP CHIPS: South African version of French fries with bigger and thicker cut potatoes that are still soft inside after frying

SLET: (Afrikaans) slut

TAKKIES: (Afrikaans) sneakers

TUISNYWERHUIDS: (Afrikaans) home-industry business

U: IsiZulu article, similar to “the”

UMUTHI: (Zulu) medicine, herbal medicine

UNDLELA ZIMHLOPHE: (Xhosa) African dream root plant used for vivid dreams

UNJANI: (Zulu) “How are you?”

VOORKAMER: (Afrikaans) translates to “front room”; a formal lounge for guests

YOH: (black South African) exclamation of surprise, shock, or sympathy

AUTHOR’S NOTE