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  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

The canned-lion-hunting industry is unfortunately not a product of my imagination. While South Africa is a beautiful tourist destination that I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to visit, please think twice before cuddling, petting, or volunteering with lions or their cubs.

Very few of the private lion parks or predator breeding facilities in South Africa can be considered to be genuine conservation undertakings, as they breed predators for a variety of commercial purposes, like canned-lion hunting, where tame or captive-bred predators are shot in confined areas.

There is no conservation value in captive-bred lions, since none of them have ever been successfully reintroduced into the wild, and yet this industry attracts thousands of misguided volunteers from across the world who contribute in excess of $100,000 a month to it.

Very few, if any, of the lion cubs that tourists and volunteers get to pet or cuddle have been abandoned in the wild; they are simply getting the cubs used to humans so that they lose all fear, which makes them easier to shoot.

If you would like to learn more about this industry, there is an excellent documentary called Blood Lions that I recommend watching. The website is www.bloodlions.org. Please consider contributing to their very worthy cause.

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The AIDS pandemic in South Africa in the late ’90s and early 2000s was devastating. The then–South African president, Thabo Mbeki, went on record stating that “a virus cannot cause a syndrome” (implying HIV cannot cause AIDs), and his AIDs denialism had catastrophic consequences, with more than 300,000 South Africans dying.

The people worst hit by the pandemic were women and children. Besides the thousands that passed away, it fell to the women who remained (many of them grandmothers who were living in desperate poverty) to care for the HIV-positive orphans left in the wake of the crisis.

I first heard about the Stephen Lewis Foundation during my years of volunteering in Soweto. Their support of the grannies/gogos of South Africa through their Grandmother to Grandmothers Campaign has been life-changing for many of these women, and I am indebted to them for what they and their volunteers have already done, and continue to do, for my countrywomen.

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Mandla’s story was inspired by Nkosi Johnson, a child living with AIDS in South Africa, who passed away at the age of twelve in 2001. Nkosi was legally adopted by a white woman, Gail Johnson, when his own mother, Nonthlanthla Daphne Nkosi, became too ill to care for him. Nkosi’s activism inspired me to volunteer with HIV-positive children and his story is both heartbreaking and incredibly uplifting. We Are All the Same: A Story of a Boy’s Courage and A Mother’s Love by Jim Wooten is a must-read.

The character of Ruth was inspired by a real South African woman, Glenda Kemp, who began stripping in the early 1970s with her pet python, “Oupa.” Her book, Glenda Kemp: Snake Dancer, is an interesting read.

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