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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

“We’re not letting you get away with bringing that disease into our town.”

Their shouting sets Jezebel off but she’s still closed in the room with Mandla, so the barking is muffled. Zodwa’s heart is pounding so violently that she wonders why they can’t hear it.

That disease.

She doesn’t know what they’re talking about, but she understands their intent. They aren’t going to just turn around and leave.

“You and that AIDS-infested kaffir baby need to go,” one of them calls as he bangs on the door again.

AIDS infested. What do they mean? It doesn’t matter. She understands the “kaffir baby” part. They’re here for Mandla, and Zodwa feels fear like it’s a hand at her throat.

“Come, let’s go try the back.”

Zodwa spins around to look at the patio door that she came through a few minutes ago. The slam-lock security gate stands uselessly open but the sliding glass panel is closed; she can’t remember if she locked it behind her. Zodwa steps toward it to check when she sees arcs of torchlight cutting through the darkness. They’re coming. It’s too late and so she runs for Mandla’s room.

When Zodwa slips inside, Jezebel is on her feet. There’s enough moonlight coming through the window for Zodwa to see that the dog’s hackles are raised. Zodwa closes the door behind her, turning the key in the lock. Mandla is awake now. His eyes gleam in the dark. The dog’s barking has startled him and he looks like he’s on the verge of crying. She leans into the crib and picks him up, jiggling him around to soothe him. AIDS-infested kaffir baby.

She can’t think about that now.

Zodwa’s thoughts return to the patio door. The security system is useless if she didn’t lock the sliding door behind her but she can’t remember if she did. And then she remembers the remote-control panic alarms Ruth put in every room and finally understands why they were necessary.

The remote is meant to be hanging off a nail hammered into the wall next to Mandla’s changing table but she can’t see it in the darkness. After reaching out for it, her fingers come away empty and she curses. Zodwa turns to the changing table and pulls out one of the drawers. As she does so, she hears voices nearby and then the sound of a chair being knocked over.

The men are inside.

For a moment or two, Zodwa stands frozen. All she can hear is her quavering breath and the whooshing of blood racing past her ears. When she starts moving again, she feels her way through the drawer with her free hand, but it doesn’t contain anything but Mandla’s clothes.

Zodwa pulls the next one open.

“Where’s the bitch?”

“Doesn’t look like anyone’s home.”