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Chapters (76)
  1. Cover
  2. SIDIN VADUKUT
  3. GOD SAVE THE DORK
  4. Dedication
  5. BOOK ONE
  6. 11 March 2007
  7. 17 March 2007
  8. 18 March 2007
  9. 19 March 2007
  10. 20 March 2007
  11. 21 March 2007
  12. 22 March 2007
  13. 23 March 2007
  14. 24 March 2007
  15. 25 March 2007
  16. 26 March 2007
  17. 27 March 2007
  18. 28 March 2007
  19. 29 March 2007
  20. 30 March 2007
  21. 31 March 2007
  22. 1 April 2007
  23. 2 April 2007
  24. 4 April 2007
  25. 5 April 2007
  26. 6 April 2007
  27. 7 April 2007
  28. 8 April 2007
  29. 9 April 2007
  30. 12 April 2007
  31. 14 April 2007
  32. 15 April 2007
  33. 16 April 2007
  34. BOOK TWO
  35. 7 May 2007
  36. 8 May 2007
  37. 14 May 2007
  38. 15 May 2007
  39. 18 May 2007
  40. 19 May 2007
  41. 22 May 2007
  42. 23 May 2007
  43. 24 May 2007
  44. 25 May 2007
  45. 02 June 2007
  46. 05 June 2007
  47. 07 June 2007
  48. 10 June 2007
  49. 11 June 2007
  50. 12 May 2007
  51. 17 May 2007
  52. 21 June 2007
  53. 24 June 2007
  54. 27 June 2007
  55. 28 June 2007
  56. 29 June 2007
  57. 2 July 2007
  58. 5 July 2007
  59. 6 July 2007
  60. 7 July 2007
  61. 9 July 2007
  62. 10 July 2007
  63. 11 July 2007
  64. 12 July 2007
  65. 13 July 2007
  66. 14 July 2007
  67. 15 July 2007
  68. 16 July 2007
  69. 17 July 2007
  70. 18 July 2007
  71. 19 July 2007
  72. 20 July 2007
  73. 21 July 2007
  74. 22 July 2007
  75. Author’s Note
  76. Acknowledgements

She came and sat down in the sofa and told me that my apartment was very nice. I subtly reminded her that these were some of the perks of working for a world-class strategic management consulting firm like Dufresne. No expense, I told her, is spared to keep the best talent happy and satisfied.

She said that Lederman was putting up all the interns at the five-star St Edmunds Hotel just behind the office.

Now I didn’t want to make it a competition, but I asked her if she had access to a pool and a sauna like I did.

She said that St Edmunds had a full fledged health club and gym facilities including massage that all the interns had full access to.

Then I counter-attacked by saying that I will definitely highlight ‘Intern expenses’ when I meet Tom and the rest of the Lederman board for our next project coordination meeting. She giggled as if I was joking.

Diary it might look like she laughs at me always, but her giggle reminds me of that beautiful Silver Cascade waterfall that you drive past on the way to Kodaikanal from Coimbatore. (This is where Mercy aunty slipped and dislocated her hip in 1993, but we still took her with us to Kodaikanal because our hotel room was nonrefundable.)

At 7.40 p.m. Alex called me up on my phone. I picked up and told him that the ‘meeting was going ahead as planned previously and that I was in the middle of it now and didn’t have time to talk’. And then I cut the phone.

Five minutes later I told Jenny to start as there was no point in waiting for Alex and wasting time.

Jenny is an expert at event management. Within thirty minutes she gave me a comprehensive idea of what are all the costs involved in doing a stand-up comedy type of show, how much we could hope to recoup from tickets and how costs escalated in proportion to size of venue and cost of artistes. I was very very impressed.

Diary, this Jenny Huang might look like a pretty, fragile, vulnerable angel of a woman who needs a strong, caring, well-educated man with a sense of humour to take care of her. But in reality she seems extremely capable. Superb.

Then for another 5 minutes I told her that my role in the group is to estimate costs, obtain funding from Lederman, and then oversee spending. Once I am convinced that the respective leads know what they are talking about then I am not going to interfere in what they do with the money. She said that she really appreciated that I was going to be a hands-off kind of guy who let her take care of her business.

I told her, in my trademark smooth voice, that I maybe hands-off at work, but I am quite hands-on at home.

Silver Cascade again.