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Chapters (76)
  1. Cover
  2. SIDIN VADUKUT
  3. GOD SAVE THE DORK
  4. Dedication
  5. BOOK ONE
  6. 11 March 2007
  7. 17 March 2007
  8. 18 March 2007
  9. 19 March 2007
  10. 20 March 2007
  11. 21 March 2007
  12. 22 March 2007
  13. 23 March 2007
  14. 24 March 2007
  15. 25 March 2007
  16. 26 March 2007
  17. 27 March 2007
  18. 28 March 2007
  19. 29 March 2007
  20. 30 March 2007
  21. 31 March 2007
  22. 1 April 2007
  23. 2 April 2007
  24. 4 April 2007
  25. 5 April 2007
  26. 6 April 2007
  27. 7 April 2007
  28. 8 April 2007
  29. 9 April 2007
  30. 12 April 2007
  31. 14 April 2007
  32. 15 April 2007
  33. 16 April 2007
  34. BOOK TWO
  35. 7 May 2007
  36. 8 May 2007
  37. 14 May 2007
  38. 15 May 2007
  39. 18 May 2007
  40. 19 May 2007
  41. 22 May 2007
  42. 23 May 2007
  43. 24 May 2007
  44. 25 May 2007
  45. 02 June 2007
  46. 05 June 2007
  47. 07 June 2007
  48. 10 June 2007
  49. 11 June 2007
  50. 12 May 2007
  51. 17 May 2007
  52. 21 June 2007
  53. 24 June 2007
  54. 27 June 2007
  55. 28 June 2007
  56. 29 June 2007
  57. 2 July 2007
  58. 5 July 2007
  59. 6 July 2007
  60. 7 July 2007
  61. 9 July 2007
  62. 10 July 2007
  63. 11 July 2007
  64. 12 July 2007
  65. 13 July 2007
  66. 14 July 2007
  67. 15 July 2007
  68. 16 July 2007
  69. 17 July 2007
  70. 18 July 2007
  71. 19 July 2007
  72. 20 July 2007
  73. 21 July 2007
  74. 22 July 2007
  75. Author’s Note
  76. Acknowledgements

In the lobby the lift man wishes me good morning and reminds me that the new rent will become effective today. I ask him to remind me how much it is. He says $1500 a week. I whistle acting as if surprised. And then I tell him that someone from Bore Atlantic must have already made arrangements. At the entrance to the building I pause for a second.

Should I take one of the cars to work or just walk it? The Mustang is in good condition. But the Dodge Viper hasn’t seen sunshine in weeks. But then I look outside and see the glorious autumn sunshine. This is weather for walking surely!

I reach office in twenty minutes. As usual I am the first on the US housing market trading floor. I switch on both my Bloomberg Terminals. I trade so many millions of dollars each day that I keep one always ready as backup in case the first one crashed because of overload. This is also why I have two BlackBerrys.

All work related emails I delegate to Andre, my subordinate. The rest gets dealt with by my secretary. Once again I notice that Sugandh has sent a desperate job application. He has been fired by Lederman for gross incompetence, blackmailing and arrogance. His only hope for rescue from the stupid serviced apartments IT department is a job in the US. I send my secretary a note to do the usual: she will send Sugandh a reassuring note promising to help him. And then she will delete his email and do nothing. It is cruel. But I enjoy this tremendously.

I notice that the markets are beginning to open. Two hours later, when I get up to go for a cigar break with the Bore Atlantic CEO, I’ve already 17 million dollars in profits by trading in Credit Differentiated Somethings. I’ve done enough to go home immediately. But trading is not a job for me. It is my passion, it is my obsession, it is my art form, it is my life.

Lunch is at my desk as usual: protein shake, tuna salad and diet Coke. Stepping out is just a waste of trading time. Why would I do that?

Shortly after the markets close I add up my earnings for the day. 54 million dollars. Not bad. An average day in the office. After the markets close I like to spend a few hours practising trading on my Bloomberg Terminal. Andre has nothing to do. But he can’t leave before me. I don’t care. But I don’t tell him that.

Half way into my practise session Rahul Gupta comes over. He looks upset. He wants to know why I gave him an average rating in his last appraisal. For ten minutes I act as if I don’t recognize him. Rahul who? What Gupta? You report to me? Really? Show me some ID please.