Chapters (76)
- Cover
- SIDIN VADUKUT
- GOD SAVE THE DORK
- Dedication
- BOOK ONE
- 11 March 2007
- 17 March 2007
- 18 March 2007
- 19 March 2007
- 20 March 2007
- 21 March 2007
- 22 March 2007
- 23 March 2007
- 24 March 2007
- 25 March 2007
- 26 March 2007
- 27 March 2007
- 28 March 2007
- 29 March 2007
- 30 March 2007
- 31 March 2007
- 1 April 2007
- 2 April 2007
- 4 April 2007
- 5 April 2007
- 6 April 2007
- 7 April 2007
- 8 April 2007
- 9 April 2007
- 12 April 2007
- 14 April 2007
- 15 April 2007
- 16 April 2007
- BOOK TWO
- 7 May 2007
- 8 May 2007
- 14 May 2007
- 15 May 2007
- 18 May 2007
- 19 May 2007
- 22 May 2007
- 23 May 2007
- 24 May 2007
- 25 May 2007
- 02 June 2007
- 05 June 2007
- 07 June 2007
- 10 June 2007
- 11 June 2007
- 12 May 2007
- 17 May 2007
- 21 June 2007
- 24 June 2007
- 27 June 2007
- 28 June 2007
- 29 June 2007
- 2 July 2007
- 5 July 2007
- 6 July 2007
- 7 July 2007
- 9 July 2007
- 10 July 2007
- 11 July 2007
- 12 July 2007
- 13 July 2007
- 14 July 2007
- 15 July 2007
- 16 July 2007
- 17 July 2007
- 18 July 2007
- 19 July 2007
- 20 July 2007
- 21 July 2007
- 22 July 2007
- Author’s Note
- Acknowledgements
During lunch I tried to network with him. Turns out that some of the guys on his team in New York also studied at WIMWI. He said they were very good and really intelligent. Andre asked me why I was doing consulting instead of banking. I told him that I personally wanted to try consulting for a few years, get a taste of all sectors and then diversify into banking at a later date. My dream, I told him (please note the gentle cut down legside for sneaky four) was to eventually work for a profitable bank in New York, preferably involved in the US housing market, where I could hopefully work with WIMWI alumni and develop a long and successful career. He laughed so much and told me I was a ‘wise ass’. ‘Then hire me!’ I said half playfully. He walked away smiling.
Imagine if I could invest in US housing Diary. Hmmm …
After lunch we had a short technical session where Andre taught us how these Credit Default Somethings are structured and priced and bought and sold. Whenever he made eye contact I nodded vigorously. But I did not understand anything. After that came the best part. He showed us how to use things like graphs and analyst reports and Bloomberg Terminals to do basic investing. Some of my hair on the back of my head are still standing up. I think they will be like that permanently now.
When the taxi came to take me to Brussels airport I left very half-heartedly. (I asked Andre for his visiting card. But apparently he forgot to bring them to Brussels. So I asked him for his email address or phone number. At that very moment he got a silent call on his phone. It looked like a very important call. So I gave him my card and he has promised to drop me a line later.)
Even now I can feel a bolt of energy and excitement running through my body. Seldom have I wanted more to work as an investment banker trading in the US housing market. It is not that I want to make that much money. That is a welcome side benefit. But imagine the power to generate that much profit …
Sigh. Should have joined Goldman Sachs when I had the chance.
Sugandh saw me in the lobby as I dragged my bags inside. He was really surprised when I told him I’d bought all this from Brussels. He asked me how much all of it cost me. I told him that I really don’t keep track of how much I am spending when I get into one of my high-end shopping moods.
Was that jealously I saw in his eyes as I got into the lift?
Poor fellow.
12.05 a.m.
MAJOR GOOF UP!