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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

She’s ten minutes late because she had an early appointment at another orphanage, this one slightly farther afield than the last. None of the children there matched the timeline of when her baby disappeared, but it’s another place Zodwa can cross off her list.

“Hello, Mama Mashigo,” Zodwa says when she walks through the door of the Good Times Drinking Establishment. “I’m sorry I’m late.”

The shebeen queen, which is what the speakeasy owners are nicknamed, is sitting at her table in the corner tallying up the number of empty quart beer bottles she’ll be returning for deposit refunds. She’s perfectly put together, as she always is, wearing a matching dress and elaborate head wrap made out of blue seshoeshoe. A tall glass of Coke sits next to her. It’s Zodwa’s job to ensure that it’s topped up all day, and that it has two cubes of ice floating in it at all times. Mama Mashigo may be a purveyor of alcohol but she never touches the stuff herself.

She glares at Zodwa and pointedly checks her watch but doesn’t say anything. Zodwa knows she’ll exact her revenge later by making Zodwa stay late and carry out the worst of the closing duties: cleaning up the vomit and broken bottles, and scrubbing out the bottoms of the cast-iron pots Mama Mashigo cooks mogodu and pap in.

Zodwa doesn’t mind. It’s a small price to pay for having a job.

When she began looking for one two months ago, she knew that venturing out of the township in search of work wasn’t even a possibility because a job that far away would require money for daily transport, which Zodwa didn’t have. Working in a shop or any kind of office required decent clothing as well, which she couldn’t afford. Her only option for finding employment was in the township itself, but everyone she approached said there weren’t any jobs available and that times were tough.

Zodwa knows that wasn’t the truth. They just didn’t want her bad mojo anywhere near their businesses. News travels quickly in the township, and the local healer isn’t the only one who thinks Zodwa’s cursed.

The shebeen queen was either too practical to believe in such things or she felt sorry for Zodwa, because she’d agreed to grant her a trial period after Zodwa had come to the shebeen, with eyes still swollen from grief, to ask if she had any positions available. She was put on a month’s probation and after proving herself a hard worker, Mama Mashigo allowed her to stay on.