Back If You Want to Make God Laugh
Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

A gum-boot dancer nearby entertains the crowd, kicking up dust as he stomps his way through the mining dance, his black rubber boots providing the percussion, while an enterprising teenage boy makes his way along the line selling roasted mielies and Styrofoam cups filled with lukewarm Coke. The police step in to separate African National Congress and Inkatha Freedom Party supporters after a skirmish breaks out between them. They’re hauled off to the dreaded Hippos, the armored South African Police trucks.

Zodwa recognizes a few faces in the queue and issues greetings as they walk along. Her smile freezes when she sees them up ahead: Thembeka and Mongezi; her ex–best friend standing with the father of Zodwa’s child. The fact that they’re still a couple hurts more than Zodwa can express.

Before Zodwa can dip her head to pretend that she hasn’t seen them, Mongezi turns and catches sight of her. Quickly checking that Thembeka is otherwise occupied, he turns back to Zodwa and winks. Something inside of her cracks; it’s like the lightning bolt that slices through a block of ice when it’s dropped into a warm drink. She can almost hear the fissure as it cleaves through her.

Zodwa turns from him. She resists the temptation to speed up, as there is no way the gogo could keep up. When they finally reach the front of the queue, Zodwa spots someone wearing the blue Independent Electoral Commission bib. It’s only when the person turns around that Zodwa realizes it’s Beauty Mbali, a township neighbor and her mother’s best friend. The woman hugs Zodwa when she catches sight of her. She’s in her element today as an IEC volunteer, something she never thought she’d live to do, and it makes Zodwa happy to see the huge smile on her face.

“Where is your mother, child?” Mama Beauty asks.

Zodwa doesn’t want to get Leleti in trouble with her zealously political friend, so she pretends not to hear the question. “Excuse me, Mama Beauty, but ugogo is ninety-four years old and she has been standing in the line for more than four hours. The heat is making her light-headed. Would it be possible to let her vote now?”

Mama Beauty looks past Zodwa’s belly to the tiny woman behind it. “Sawubona, gogo,” she greets her. “Unjani?”

“Good morning, my child,” the woman replies. “I am so well today. I am the best I have ever been because today is the day I vote.”

Mama Beauty laughs. In her sixties herself, she is hardly a child except to someone so much older. “Then let us not delay any longer, gogo. Let us take you now so you can make your mark.”

She leads them up the stairs past the queue into a blessedly cool classroom whose tables and chairs have been neatly stacked against the walls. “Can I have your identity books, please?”