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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

Zodwa casts aside thoughts of what might have been and joins the voting line snaking out the school gates. A gogo stands in front of her; she’s gnarled like an ancient branch and hunches over her knobkerrie walking stick, which seems to be the only thing keeping her up. Her eyes are clouded with cataracts but still they shine with excitement. Through their intermittent chatting in the queue as dawn ripens into day, Zodwa discovers that the old woman is ninety-four years old and lives in a village half an hour away.

“The people from the white church in Fouriesburg came this morning to fetch us. Yoh, they had such nice vans, like taxis but white-people taxis, that even had heaters.” She hugs herself, savoring the warmth of the memory, as she smiles a gap-toothed smile. The wrinkles around her eyes deepen into crevices.

After four hours of shuffling forward in tiny increments, Zodwa sees the old woman beginning to exhibit signs of strain. “Gogo, we must find you a chair.”

“No, my child, we must find you a chair.” The old woman laughs, nodding at Zodwa’s heavily pregnant belly. “Besides,” the gogo says, attempting a lively two-step shuffle, “I want to stand so I can jive a bit. Today is the first time in all my nearly hundred years that I will get to vote for one of my people to be president. Today is the day to dance.” She throws her head back and laughs, toppling forward in the process.

“Are you all right, gogo?” Zodwa says as she reaches out just in time to steady her.

The woman looks dazed but still she smiles. “Jiving is difficult at my age. My blood pressure is not what it used to be and I didn’t take my tablets for the past few days. Too expensive.”

That helps make Zodwa’s mind up. “Come, gogo. Come with me. We will speak to someone who will take you to the front of the line or let you sit in the shade while you wait.”

With some cajoling, the old woman steps out of the line and starts walking toward the school gates with Zodwa. Despite the long wait and the predawn chill that has been burned away and replaced by biting heat, the mass of people waiting to vote are in good spirits.

If there is one thing we know how to do, it is to wait. We have had decades’ and decades’ worth of experience doing it.

It’s something her mother has told her many times.

Though their people are used to waiting, standing single file in lines isn’t something they do well. Groups gather and break into song. The deep baritone strains of the apartheid protest song “Shosholoza” rises and falls throughout the morning.