Back If You Want to Make God Laugh
Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

“I was joking about the circus troupe,” the woman, Ruth, says. “Sorry about the paint smell. We just had it done yesterday, which is why it’s so cold in here. I’ve had the windows and doors open to get rid of the fumes. There’s a heater over there, so it should warm up quickly enough.” She looks at Zodwa’s bag again. “Is that all you have?”

“Yes.”

“It looks pretty heavy. What did you pack in there? Rocks?”

“Textbooks,” Zodwa replies quickly.

“I’ve always loved books and reading but I never much cared for studying, so good for you! Okay, I’ll leave you to get settled then. I’ll come back a bit later with some bedding and towels and a few other necessities.”

The woman sometimes lapses into speaking to Zodwa in the overly loud and slow way that you’d speak to old people or those who don’t speak your language, using exaggerated gestures for emphasis. Still, she smiles a lot. Zodwa doesn’t know her well enough yet to know if that’s a good or a bad thing.

Without thinking, Zodwa asks what’s been on her mind since she arrived. “Where’s Mandla?”

“Oh, he’s napping and I didn’t want to wake him, which is why I have to dash back.”

The woman walks out the door and down the sandy path in her high-heeled boots. Alone, Zodwa sets her bag down and turns in a circle, taking in her new home. While it has a tin roof like her shack, its walls are built from cement and bricks and there are many windows instead of just one. It’s large and rectangular, almost as big as the Good Times Drinking Establishment. The floor is made of concrete with linoleum tile covering it. Two light fittings hang from the ceilings. In addition to the heater the woman indicated, there’s a wood-burning stove in the corner.

Curtains hang off a cord, separating the bedroom from the rest of the space. When Zodwa pulls the curtain aside, she sees there’s a proper bed and a large wardrobe in the makeshift room. She flicks the switch against the wall and the light comes on overhead. A small kitchen stands off to the side; it’s made up of three cabinets as well as a table with two chairs. There’s a little fridge that looks as though it was made for children and Zodwa goes to open it. It’s completely empty but it’s working. It’s the first one she’s ever had and she wishes she had something to put inside.