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Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

When I came down with the flu, Ruth banished me from the house.

“You may be contagious and we can’t take the chance that Mandla might get sick. You need to leave and take your bloody germs with you!”

“Where do you want me to go?” I sniffed, feeling congested and sorry for myself.

“I could book you into a hotel or a B and B, but why don’t you ask Loverboy if he can look after you?”

“No, Ruth. I couldn’t impose like that.”

“Oh, please.” She waved me off and then marched to the phone. “What’s his number?”

When I refused to give it, she looked it up in the phone book and dialed it. “Hello, Riaan? It’s Ruth, here. Dee’s coming down with something and I don’t want her around Mandla. Do you think you could look after her for a few days at your place? You could? Oh, thank you so much. How about you come over now and pick her up. I’ll make sure she’s waiting for you.”

“Ruth,” I groaned when she put the receiver down.

“What? How many women get to play a real-life Jane Bennet when she falls ill at Netherfield and Bingley has to take care of her?” She cupped her chin and then said, “I suppose that makes me Mrs. Bennet in this scenario.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. And to think everyone thought you were the clever one! You really should read more books.” She tutted and then headed into my room, throwing things into my rucksack. “Don’t you have anything more alluring than this?” She scrunched her nose up at my old nightgown. “What happened to the silk kimono I gave you? Did you cut it up for curtains in a reverse Scarlett O’Hara move?” Before I could dig it out of the back of the wardrobe, she marched into her own room and pulled three silk nightgowns from her cupboard. “Here, take these.”

“For God’s sake, Ruth. I’m not wearing your ridiculous lingerie.”

“Suit yourself, but—” She was interrupted by a knock. “Wow, someone is sure eager to have you over at his place,” Ruth said before unceremoniously opening the door and shoving me into Riaan’s arms. “Don’t come back until you’re a hundred percent better.”

Had I been healthier, I would have been mortified. Things had been strained between Riaan and me since the camping trip at the site at Drimolen when it had become clear that he still harbored romantic feelings for me. The closer he tried to get to me, the more I withdrew. Ruth thrusting me on him like that was not only rude but it also sent mixed messages, which was the last thing I wanted to do. But, as things were, I felt terrible and was just grateful to have someone care for me while I convalesced.