Back Wake Up and Smell the Coffee
Chapters (33)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. A Note
  5. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  6. WAKE UPAND SMELLTHE COFFEE
  7. THE PROMISE
  8. INTRO
  9. VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS
  10. FAITH
  11. ARABS
  12. THE OFFER
  13. THE AIRPORT
  14. GOLD CARD
  15. UPGRADE
  16. HARMONIOUS
  17. BREAKTHROUGH
  18. THE AUDITION
  19. THE LADDER
  20. IN THE AIR
  21. THE CRASH
  22. THE MEETING
  23. SHEEP
  24. THE HIGHWAY
  25. ORPHANS
  26. REACH OUT
  27. NO CRIME
  28. VICTIM
  29. From 31 EJACULATIONSNo. 19
  30. GATED
  31. PAIN RELIEVER
  32. WOOD (X-MAS TREE)
  33. BUILDING CHARACTER

In 1980 I wrote and performed a piece called Men Inside. It wasn’t “stand-up comedy” or a “showcase” or “performance art.” It was a play for one person. I had no intention of ever making another like it. I couldn’t imagine that this initial exercise would morph into a series of solos that I (and others) would perform in venues across the United States and the world. Wake Up and Smell the Coffee is the sixth in this series of full-length solos. When I created Wake Up, I put it together pretty much the same way I did when I made Men Inside twenty years before. What follows is a description of how I first came to make these solos and my method for making them.

Around 1978, having arrived in New York three years earlier, I met the actor David Warrilow, a charter member of the Mabou Mines theatre company. He had the most perfect speaking voice, so I asked him for some actorly advice on how to improve mine. He told me to get a tape recorder, tape my voice and listen to the results. He said I could be my own teacher.

I bought a cheap plastic cassette recorder and taped some off-the-cuff ramblings. I wasn’t working off any particular text or play, so I improvised as I spoke. For instance, I’d “do” a southern-style voice. I didn’t try for any specific dialect, I was just screwing around. I’d launch into a Sam Shepardesque monologue about fast cars and guns and liquor without thinking too much about what I was saying. The words flowed.

Later, when I listened to the tape I realized I had been improvising a little monologue. I hadn’t consciously planned to create a character but someone waiting inside me had spoken up.

I made more tapes. As these improvs mounted up, I decided to catalog the “people who live inside me.” I sorted them out and came up with twelve distinct male archetypes, ranging from a threatening street punk (“Nice Shoes”) to a redneck deer hunter (“Rodeo”) to a little boy playing (“Superman!”). All of these characters were the product of free-form vocal improv. I wasn’t looking “out there” for characters, I was looking “inside.”

This gallery of characters, this set of monologues, became Men Inside. I performed it first in 1980 at Franklin Furnace, a small loft space. Lots of people (fifty?) showed up and dug it. Later (after touring and playing clubs for two years), I performed it in a more polished version, at Joe Papp’s New York Shakespeare Festival.