Chapters (89)
- Also by Alexander McCall Smith
- COPYRIGHT
- Contents
- Preface
- 1. Nothing But Tenderness
- 2. A Very Considerate Husband
- 3. At Big Lou’s
- 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
- 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
- 6. The Ways of Ulysses
- 7. Anthropological Issues
- 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
- 9. The Grosseto Road
- 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
- 11. Pat’s Flat
- 12. The Green Hotel
- 13. On the 23 Bus
- 14. Regurgitation Issues
- 15. Edinburgh People
- 16. For Love or Money
- 17. The News from Arbroath
- 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
- 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
- 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
- 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
- 22. More About Baden-Powell
- 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
- 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
- 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
- 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
- 27. Forgery Exposed
- 28. A Game of Bridge
- 29. Underneath the Lamplight
- 30. Trust and Revelation
- 31. Pregnancy Plans
- 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
- 33. The Implications of Boys
- 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
- 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
- 36. Fear a’ Bhata
- 37. Political Crisis
- 38. Show and Tell
- 39. Which World Am I Living In?
- 40. A Moment on Queen Street
- 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
- 42. Life and Chance
- 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
- 44. A Move to Moray Place
- 45. In Moray Place
- 46. What We Really Are
- 47. The Symbolism of Birds
- 48. The Breaking of the Heart
- 49. Chinoiserie
- 50. Matthew is Decisive
- 51. A Letter of Comfort
- 52. The Meaning of Always
- 53. An Offer is Made
- 54. The Therapeutic Hour
- 55. Men Can Cry
- 56. From Scotland With Love
- 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
- 58. Painful Questions
- 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
- 60. The Comfort of Friends
- 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
- 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
- 63. Italy At Last
- 64. Services to the Republic
- 65. The Impact of Italy
- 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
- 67. An Outing Begins
- 68. The Need for Evidence
- 69. On Subsidence
- 70. Supporting Walls
- 71. Arrival at the Villa
- 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
- 73. The Possibilities of Florence
- 74. In Proper Boots
- 75. The Haar Rolls In
- 76. A Real Boy’s Room
- 77. Bertie’s Dream
- 78. An Incident in a Café
- 79. Unbearable Beauty
- 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
- 81. A Terrible Mistake
- 82. Shocking Developments
- 83. A Hinterland of Regret
- 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
- 85. The Timetable of Happiness
‘The occasion has never arisen,’ said Angus. ‘But I imagine that I could. On the other hand, I think that she would have to be the boss. I don’t think she would play second fiddle.’
‘No,’ said Matthew. He looked at Angus with interest, and continued, ‘Angus, don’t you think that you and Domenica are … are an event waiting to happen?’
Angus looked at him in astonishment. ‘You mean …’
‘Yes,’ said Matthew. ‘Listen, I can tell you about marriage – it’s great, it really is. You feel somehow so complete. Yes, that’s the word for it – complete. It’s like having two moieties united.’
‘Moieties?’
‘A moiety is a portion or a part. A half.’
‘I see.’ Angus wondered whether one might call one’s spouse one’s ‘better moiety’. That sounded better than ‘better half’, which was an expression he did not like at all. It reminded him of golf clubs. Not that there was anything wrong with golf clubs – it was just that sometimes one heard things in the bar of a golf club that sounded as if they belonged there. Not that I’ve ever been in a golf club, he thought. ‘So you are happy being married?’ Angus asked.
‘Yes. Blissfully.’ Matthew reached out and touched Angus on the forearm. ‘Why don’t you give it a try, Angus? You’d love it.’
‘She’d never look at me,’ he said. ‘Not in that way.’
Matthew shook his head vigorously. ‘Of course she would! You’re a handsome man, Angus. You’re talented, witty. She would hardly be able to believe her luck.’
Angus raised his head. Big Lou had sniggered at the counter. He had heard it.
‘So what’s funny about that?’ he called over to her.
‘Nothing,’ said Big Lou quickly. ‘It’s just that you men need to think twice before you assume that we women are grateful for your company. It’s not always like that, I can tell you.’
‘Don’t listen to her,’ whispered Matthew. But Angus was listening.
4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
Irene Pollock stood at the window of her flat at 44 Scotland Street and thought about identity. She had recently walked past a sign outside a church that read: Consider your Life; Think of who you are. Irene had little time for churches, which she regarded as hotbeds of reaction – if reaction can have hotbeds – but she found this message curiously affecting. Yes, perhaps it was something that we all should do from time to time – examine our lives. And now, back in her flat, with Bertie at school and little Ulysses halfway through his morning sleep, her thoughts focused on who she was.