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Chapters (89)
  1. Also by Alexander McCall Smith
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Contents
  4. Preface
  5. 1. Nothing But Tenderness
  6. 2. A Very Considerate Husband
  7. 3. At Big Lou’s
  8. 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
  9. 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
  10. 6. The Ways of Ulysses
  11. 7. Anthropological Issues
  12. 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
  13. 9. The Grosseto Road
  14. 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
  15. 11. Pat’s Flat
  16. 12. The Green Hotel
  17. 13. On the 23 Bus
  18. 14. Regurgitation Issues
  19. 15. Edinburgh People
  20. 16. For Love or Money
  21. 17. The News from Arbroath
  22. 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
  23. 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
  24. 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
  25. 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
  26. 22. More About Baden-Powell
  27. 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
  28. 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
  29. 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
  30. 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
  31. 27. Forgery Exposed
  32. 28. A Game of Bridge
  33. 29. Underneath the Lamplight
  34. 30. Trust and Revelation
  35. 31. Pregnancy Plans
  36. 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
  37. 33. The Implications of Boys
  38. 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
  39. 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
  40. 36. Fear a’ Bhata
  41. 37. Political Crisis
  42. 38. Show and Tell
  43. 39. Which World Am I Living In?
  44. 40. A Moment on Queen Street
  45. 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
  46. 42. Life and Chance
  47. 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
  48. 44. A Move to Moray Place
  49. 45. In Moray Place
  50. 46. What We Really Are
  51. 47. The Symbolism of Birds
  52. 48. The Breaking of the Heart
  53. 49. Chinoiserie
  54. 50. Matthew is Decisive
  55. 51. A Letter of Comfort
  56. 52. The Meaning of Always
  57. 53. An Offer is Made
  58. 54. The Therapeutic Hour
  59. 55. Men Can Cry
  60. 56. From Scotland With Love
  61. 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
  62. 58. Painful Questions
  63. 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
  64. 60. The Comfort of Friends
  65. 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
  66. 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
  67. 63. Italy At Last
  68. 64. Services to the Republic
  69. 65. The Impact of Italy
  70. 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
  71. 67. An Outing Begins
  72. 68. The Need for Evidence
  73. 69. On Subsidence
  74. 70. Supporting Walls
  75. 71. Arrival at the Villa
  76. 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
  77. 73. The Possibilities of Florence
  78. 74. In Proper Boots
  79. 75. The Haar Rolls In
  80. 76. A Real Boy’s Room
  81. 77. Bertie’s Dream
  82. 78. An Incident in a Café
  83. 79. Unbearable Beauty
  84. 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
  85. 81. A Terrible Mistake
  86. 82. Shocking Developments
  87. 83. A Hinterland of Regret
  88. 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
  89. 85. The Timetable of Happiness

He told her, sobbing as he spoke, feeling the burden of his secrecy ebb away as the truth was laid bare. ‘I’ve made a terrible mistake with Moray Place,’ he said. ‘They took a supporting wall away and the whole thing’s being held up by a Chinese cabinet. And the gallery; that girl, Kirsty – Pat says that I can’t get rid of her because she’ll do something terrible to me and I saw her looking at a Vuillard in a catalogue and I think that she’s going to buy it behind my back and then we’ll have to pay because she’ll have bought it on the gallery’s behalf and what if the money … And she’s got these really tight jeans which she wears deliberately and she makes women drag their husbands away without looking at the paintings and Big Lou says …’

‘Hush. Hush. My darling, this is all nonsense. Just nonsense.’

‘It’s not,’ wailed Matthew. ‘Bruce said that if we moved that cabinet then all of Moray Place will fall down and Pat said …’

Elspeth put her hand against his brow, just as she had done as a teacher when one of the six-year-olds had become hysterical. ‘Calm down,’ she said. ‘Just calm down. You’re under strain because of the move. That’s normal. Everybody finds a move stressful. I’ll sort out this Chinese cabinet business.’

Matthew was suddenly alarmed. ‘Don’t touch it!’ he said. ‘If you move it, then the ceiling—’

‘I’ll sort it out,’ said Elspeth. ‘Don’t worry. Nothing’s going to fall down. And as for Kirsty, I’ll sort her out too. She’s a student – she’ll get another job easily enough, and it’s not as if it’s her livelihood. I’ll get rid of her today.’

She brooked no argument. ‘You stay in bed,’ she said, rising to her feet. ‘You get some more sleep – you obviously didn’t sleep very well last night. I shall go along to sort things out in Dundas Street. Then I’ll get a decent surveyor along to Moray Place and we’ll sort out this cabinet nonsense. Leave it to me.’

Matthew did not argue, and by the time that Elspeth left the flat after breakfast, he had fallen into a dreamless, untormented sleep. Elspeth looked in on him before she left; he appeared so vulnerable, she thought, so innocent, as men do in sleep. The strongest, the most masculine of men, she thought, can look like a baby when his head is on the pillow and his eyes are closed. It reminded her of human vulnerability; here we are with all our human pretensions, with our mastery of the world about us, with our clever machines and our elaborate conceits, and we are no more than children who must, like the smallest of creatures, surrender to sleep and the powerlessness of oblivion.

82. Shocking Developments