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Contents ( 134)
  1. Rafe Is a Big, Fat Liar
  2. Don’t Mess with a Khatchadorian
  3. Horrors of an (In)Famous Brother
  4. Miller the (Mini) Killer
  5. Rhonda Helps Me, Helps, Helps Me, Rhonda
  6. The Awesomes!
  7. We Stink!
  8. Home, Sweet Home
  9. Sweet Home Georgiabama
  10. My Mom Is My Best Friend
  11. The Princess Dress Code
  12. Not My Problem
  13. This Is Probably a Ginormous Mistake, But…
  14. I’m In!
  15. Mrs. Stricker Loves Me
  16. Mrs. Stricker Loves Me Not…
  17. “The First Detention Is Always the Hardest”—RAFE K.
  18. A Day at the School Factory
  19. Every Band Needs a Groupie
  20. Squealing on Rafe Is Fun
  21. My Mom Is My Worst Nightmare
  22. It Ain’t Easy Being Green
  23. The Princesses’ Hairstyle Rules
  24. I Wasn’t Crying About My Hair
  25. I’m Being Followed
  26. Stop, Book Thief!
  27. My Six Favorite Books This Year (So Far)
  28. The Truth About Jeanne Galletta
  29. General Rafe Torture
  30. Rafe’s Revenge
  31. Playing War
  32. Shoo Pie, Don’t Bother Me
  33. Completely Insane
  34. Grandma’s Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
  35. “We Stink” Up the Garage Sale
  36. The Aftermath
  37. Going Bananas
  38. I Find You Offensive, Mini-Miller the Killer
  39. The Princesses
  40. Georgia’s Last Stand
  41. Rhonda Runs
  42. South Nowhere Street
  43. Smacked Down
  44. When You Seek Revenge, Dig Two Graves
  45. Revenge Served Lukewarm
  46. A Visit with the Lizard King
  47. This Deserves Two Chapters
  48. Crime and Punishment
  49. Shrinkology
  50. More Shrinkology
  51. Jeanne Galletta Is Actually a Princess
  52. Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
  53. How I Became a Princess
  54. The Strange Truth
  55. Jules Explains It All
  56. I’m Not Going
  57. Band Gone Weird
  58. Princess Gone Wild
  59. My Mom Is… My Mom
  60. One Other Thing
  61. Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)
  62. Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes
  63. And… I Lost the Bet
  64. A SLAM-BAM ENDiNG(?) FOR OuR STORY
  65. WeLCOMe TO CAMP WANNAMORRA
  66. Contents
  67. Copyright

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Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)

I was just about to fall asleep when someone knocked on my door.

“It’s Rafe—can I come in?”

I was immediately suspicious. Usually, Rafe doesn’t knock—he just barges right in.

“Okay,” I said, sitting up in bed.

“How did the band do?” He sat down on the edge of my bed.

“Rhonda sang. It was amazing,” I told him.

“I knew you guys would be good.”

“What?” I kicked him a little with my blanketed foot. “You think we stink!”

Rafe shrugged. “You don’t really stink that bad,” he admitted.

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“I’m glad you made me go to the dance,” I said.

Rafe shrugged. “I didn’t make you.”

“Still. I wouldn’t have gone if it weren’t for you. So…” I bit my lip. “Thanks.” Wow. I just said “thank you” to my brother. This night was definitely one for the record books.

Rafe looked down at my old quilt. He traced the pattern with his finger. “Listen, uh… maybe a brother and sister shouldn’t fight so much.”

“Are you talking about a specific brother and sister?” I asked.

Rafe rolled his eyes and then looked into my face. “Me and you,” he said.

“Well, it’s not my fault, Rafe.”

“I know.”

“Oh,” I said. “So—are you saying it’s your fault?”

“I’m saying we could both do a better job. I mean, what are we fighting about, anyway? It’s almost like it’s just a habit. It’s not like we hate each other. Right?”

Then I waited for him to say something sarcastic. I waited quite a while. “You have a point,” I said at last. “Maybe we even like each other,” I went on bravely. “I mean, sometimes.”

“Yeah.” Rafe nodded. “Good.” Then he stood up and walked out of my room.

Wow. That was unexpected.

I guess I’d finally worn him down, like a bar of soap.

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Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

“Rafe!” I screeched as I dug a spoon into my muesli the next morning. “There’s a snail in my cereal!”

“I thought you liked escargot,” Rafe shot back. “It’s French.”

Oooooh, I’m going to GET him for this! I thought, and the thought actually made me kind of… happy.

It had only been a few hours, but I’d missed the sneak attacks. The tactics. The squealing. The repartee. (Look it up. Merriam-Webster has an online dictionary.)

Hey, it’s nice when Rafe is being sweet. But it’s more fun when he’s being Rafe.

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And… I Lost the Bet

Surprised?

I wasn’t.

I didn’t get straight A’s—I got a B+ in English—and the Princesses did NOT get personality transplants and suddenly become my friends.