Contents ( 134)
- Rafe Is a Big, Fat Liar
- Don’t Mess with a Khatchadorian
- Horrors of an (In)Famous Brother
- Miller the (Mini) Killer
- Rhonda Helps Me, Helps, Helps Me, Rhonda
- The Awesomes!
- We Stink!
- Home, Sweet Home
- Sweet Home Georgiabama
- My Mom Is My Best Friend
- The Princess Dress Code
- Not My Problem
- This Is Probably a Ginormous Mistake, But…
- I’m In!
- Mrs. Stricker Loves Me
- Mrs. Stricker Loves Me Not…
- “The First Detention Is Always the Hardest”—RAFE K.
- A Day at the School Factory
- Every Band Needs a Groupie
- Squealing on Rafe Is Fun
- My Mom Is My Worst Nightmare
- It Ain’t Easy Being Green
- The Princesses’ Hairstyle Rules
- I Wasn’t Crying About My Hair
- I’m Being Followed
- Stop, Book Thief!
- My Six Favorite Books This Year (So Far)
- The Truth About Jeanne Galletta
- General Rafe Torture
- Rafe’s Revenge
- Playing War
- Shoo Pie, Don’t Bother Me
- Completely Insane
- Grandma’s Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
- “We Stink” Up the Garage Sale
- The Aftermath
- Going Bananas
- I Find You Offensive, Mini-Miller the Killer
- The Princesses
- Georgia’s Last Stand
- Rhonda Runs
- South Nowhere Street
- Smacked Down
- When You Seek Revenge, Dig Two Graves
- Revenge Served Lukewarm
- A Visit with the Lizard King
- This Deserves Two Chapters
- Crime and Punishment
- Shrinkology
- More Shrinkology
- Jeanne Galletta Is Actually a Princess
- Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
- How I Became a Princess
- The Strange Truth
- Jules Explains It All
- I’m Not Going
- Band Gone Weird
- Princess Gone Wild
- My Mom Is… My Mom
- One Other Thing
- Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)
- Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes
- And… I Lost the Bet
- A SLAM-BAM ENDiNG(?) FOR OuR STORY
- WeLCOMe TO CAMP WANNAMORRA
- Contents
- Copyright

“Wow,” Rafe said after about a half hour. “That was amazing.”
“Really?” Patti asked.
“Yeah—” My brother’s eyes were wide, like he was dead serious. “You guys sounded exactly like a tractor falling off a cliff.”

“DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!” Rhonda said. “YOU GUYS SOUNDED GREAT!”
I glanced at my mom. “Yes,” she said slowly. “I think you girls are… improving.”
I groaned. That was the best she could come up with, I thought. And she’s my mom! We must be really bad.
We Stink was going to sink like the Titanic.
Mari sighed. “Well, we’ll just have to get up there and do our best,” she said.
“I’m not worried,” Nanci said. She pulled a bag of chips out of her backpack and ripped it open. “It’s our first gig—it’s okay if we aren’t perfect.”
“It’s okay for you guys,” I grumbled. “It isn’t your school. Even if you embarrass yourselves, it won’t be in front of anyone you know.”
“WHAT’S EMBARRASSING ABOUT BEING AWESOME?” Rhonda wanted to know.
Nanci looked thoughtful as she crunched a chip.
“Do you want to back out?” Patti asked.
Yes, I thought. But then Missy’s evil, grinning face swam into my mind, and I realized that was exactly what she wanted. I’d rather do all Rafe’s chores for six months (which I was going to have to do anyway) than do something to make Missy happy. Besides, I couldn’t let Jeanne down after she’d stood up for us. “No,” I said at last.
Mari smiled. “It’s going to be fine.”
“Yeah,” Rafe agreed. “Like a two-hundred-dollar fine! For a noise violation.” He cracked up at his own joke.
“Oh, be quiet, Rafe,” I told him. I gritted my teeth and looked down at my guitar. Don’t worry, I said to myself. You won’t be that bad.
And even if you are, it doesn’t matter. Things can’t get any worse at school than they are now, right?
Right?

How I Became a Princess
I swear I was about to tell Mom about the pudding and the detention and all of that the minute my bandmates headed home. Really. It’s just… I was a little worried that she wouldn’t let me go to the dance if I mentioned it. I wanted to make sure I said it the right way….

“I CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY DRESS FOR THE DANCE!” Rhonda said. She’d followed me home from school again to watch us practice, but somehow I didn’t mind so much. “WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, GEORGIA?”

Mom cocked her head, as if she was interested in hearing the answer.
“I… I haven’t thought about it,” I confessed.
