Contents ( 134)
- Rafe Is a Big, Fat Liar
- Don’t Mess with a Khatchadorian
- Horrors of an (In)Famous Brother
- Miller the (Mini) Killer
- Rhonda Helps Me, Helps, Helps Me, Rhonda
- The Awesomes!
- We Stink!
- Home, Sweet Home
- Sweet Home Georgiabama
- My Mom Is My Best Friend
- The Princess Dress Code
- Not My Problem
- This Is Probably a Ginormous Mistake, But…
- I’m In!
- Mrs. Stricker Loves Me
- Mrs. Stricker Loves Me Not…
- “The First Detention Is Always the Hardest”—RAFE K.
- A Day at the School Factory
- Every Band Needs a Groupie
- Squealing on Rafe Is Fun
- My Mom Is My Worst Nightmare
- It Ain’t Easy Being Green
- The Princesses’ Hairstyle Rules
- I Wasn’t Crying About My Hair
- I’m Being Followed
- Stop, Book Thief!
- My Six Favorite Books This Year (So Far)
- The Truth About Jeanne Galletta
- General Rafe Torture
- Rafe’s Revenge
- Playing War
- Shoo Pie, Don’t Bother Me
- Completely Insane
- Grandma’s Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
- “We Stink” Up the Garage Sale
- The Aftermath
- Going Bananas
- I Find You Offensive, Mini-Miller the Killer
- The Princesses
- Georgia’s Last Stand
- Rhonda Runs
- South Nowhere Street
- Smacked Down
- When You Seek Revenge, Dig Two Graves
- Revenge Served Lukewarm
- A Visit with the Lizard King
- This Deserves Two Chapters
- Crime and Punishment
- Shrinkology
- More Shrinkology
- Jeanne Galletta Is Actually a Princess
- Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
- How I Became a Princess
- The Strange Truth
- Jules Explains It All
- I’m Not Going
- Band Gone Weird
- Princess Gone Wild
- My Mom Is… My Mom
- One Other Thing
- Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)
- Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes
- And… I Lost the Bet
- A SLAM-BAM ENDiNG(?) FOR OuR STORY
- WeLCOMe TO CAMP WANNAMORRA
- Contents
- Copyright
The itty-bitty dance committee looked at one another, then gathered their things to follow. I guess even Missy wasn’t going to mess with Jeanne.
Is there a new queen at HVMS? I wondered.
I turned my back on them as I wiped down my last table. Why did Rafe ever like Jeanne, anyway? She’s just like the rest of them—underneath that bouncy hair, she has a mean streak a mile wide.
General Rafe Torture
I couldn’t let the green-hair thing go. I needed revenge.
I know what you’re thinking: “Sheesh, Georgia’s been a little harsh on Rafe, hasn’t she?” Yeah. I have. But you need to understand something: He ruined my life. I had always loved school. I’d always been good at it. And now it was horrible, and it was all Rafe’s fault.
He was my brother, and I was stuck with him… but he was stuck with me too. And I would make him pay. I rubbed my hands together like an evil mad scientist. (Hey, I already had the hair to match.)
When I came into the kitchen, Rafe was there, chugging milk straight from the plastic jug. Seriously. Again with the chugging!

I bit back a comment about backwash and picked an apple out of the fruit bowl. “Hey, you got a phone call earlier,” I said, like the thought had just occurred to me.
Rafe looked stumped, as if I had just told him a riddle. “Who?”
“Oh… wait… I can’t remember her name.” I took a bite of the apple, pretending to rack my brain.
Rafe’s eyes bugged out when I said “her.” “Someone from Airbrook?”
“No… it was someone from HVMS,” I said. “Someone who used to know you.”
“Jeanne Galletta?”
I snapped my fingers. “That’s it. Sorry I didn’t write it down. She said you had the number?”
Rafe looked thrilled, as if I’d just told him Santa Claus was real and he was coming over for dinner.

Rafe grabbed the phone from the wall and started to punch in the numbers. He has her number memorized? I don’t think he even realized how huge his smile was. Rafe was happier than I’d seen him in weeks.

And that was when I knew that this was really mean. Too mean. Meaner than turning someone’s hair green.
“Wait—” I said. I didn’t want to be an evil mad scientist.
“Hey, Jeanne?” Rafe grinned. “Hey, it’s Rafe!” There was a pause. “Yeah, that Rafe.” Another pause. His smile faltered a bit. “Well… I called because I heard you left a message earlier….” My brother looked at me, clearly confused. “Oh. Oh, yeah. Of course not. It, uh, must have been Jeanne from my new school….” He gave a fake little laugh, but his face was so red I thought it might melt off.
