Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
The drink burned all the way down her throat to settle, tingling, in her belly. She covered her mouth with her hand, but the epithet she’d blurted hung there in the air, like a big signpost proclaiming her lowborn nature.
Until Hilde burst into giggles, breaking the silence and triggering a cascade of laughter from the other girls. “Mein Gott,” she gasped when she could, “did you actually think we drank tea at our tea parties? How dull you must think we are!”
Gwen was still fighting valiantly not to cough at the strength of the stuff—while simultaneously feeling an increasing urge to taste it again. “What is it?”
“My parents got it from an Irish merchant—they call it uisce beatha. It packs a powerful punch, no?”
Gwen sniffed at the contents of her cup, not quite game to take another taste yet. One sip—albeit more of a gulp than a sip—and she could feel it buzzing in her legs, like she’d just pounded an entire flask of wine. “It’s, uh. That’s something, all right.”
She snuck a glance at Isobelle and found the other girl watching her with obvious delight. Annoyance flickered at Gwen, nearly as unsettling as the uisce. Didn’t Isobelle understand how important it was that these girls accepted Gwen as a noblewoman, as one of them? If Gwen could fade into the background as one of Isobelle’s flock of ladies, no one would pay her much attention. She could throw herself into her role as Sir Gawain, focus on the actual battles she had to fight, instead of wasting her energy trying to pretend to be something she really wasn’t.
She felt eyes—other eyes—on her, and turned to find Sylvie watching her. The lazy, disaffected air she gave off didn’t quite conceal the keen edge to her stare, and Gwen found herself jerking her gaze away.
“So . . . do all of you live here in the castle?” Gwen asked, hoping to shift the focus off herself.
Hilde laughed. “Heavens, no! We are here for the tournament, staying in the castle guest quarters.”
“But we visit Isobelle a lot even when there isn’t a tournament,” Jane said with a languid gesture around the suite with its lush decor. “She’s so much more fun than sitting by a window embroidering cushions. Plus, a girl tends to run out of options fairly quickly in a small county like mine.”
“By options, she means boys,” explained Hilde helpfully. Jane fluttered her long eyelashes at Hilde in an over-the-top impression of coy flirtation.
“I think,” said Sylvie slowly, tracing a finger around the edge of her teacup, “that we should play a game.” She hadn’t taken her eyes off Gwen’s face.
“Oh yes!” cried Hilde, all delight and cheer. “How about—”