Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“None of that, Jane,” Isobelle cut in swiftly before taking a prim sip of her tea. “Sir Gawain is mine, you keep your hands off him. His first dance belongs to me.”
Gwen barely had any time for her relief at the rescue to register before the rest of Isobelle’s words sank in. “Uh,” she said, trying to catch her eye. “I doubt Sir Gawain will be attending any ball. He is more comfortable in his armor, after all.”
But Isobelle just laughed, her eyes gleaming.
Jane’s eyebrows had shot up, her teacup settling against her saucer loudly enough to cut through Hilde’s giggle. “Hang on,” she said. “You’re into Sir Gawain? Has someone managed to displace Tristan of Cambridge? Are you telling me that his dark eyes—”
“Dreamy eyes,” Hilde corrected her. “She said they were dreamy—”
“That the poet’s dreamy eyes,” Jane graciously corrected herself, “have lost their hold on you?”
“He is a very talented poet,” Hilde informed Gwen, raising her cup to the absent man in a toast. “When he came through on tour, Isobelle made us attend all three of his performances.”
“I never spoke a word to him!” Isobelle finally managed to break in, her gaze threatening to set the two of them on fire.
“More’s the pity,” Jane replied. “The man’s diction was beautiful. No doubt just as beautiful as his—”
“Jane!” Finally Isobelle managed to quell her friend. “Honestly, if a girl can’t admire a traveling poet, what’s left in the world?”
“Sir Gawain, apparently,” Jane replied, unrepentant.
Sylvie’s eyes were swinging between Isobelle and Gwen, taking in everything and revealing very little. “Perhaps he is merely the least of all the evils awaiting this year’s dragon sacrifice.”
“Anyone’s better than Sir Ralph,” Jane agreed, wrinkling her nose.
“Sir Orson is a good man, is he not?” Hilde chipped in, with the air of one reviving an old argument. “Isobelle has known him since she was small, and there is something to be said for familiarity.”
Isobelle shrugged noncommittally. “I wouldn’t mind being married off to Sir Gawain,” she said airily, before letting her gaze slide toward Gwen’s, merriment making it sparkle. “He’s a dreamboat.”
Gwen ducked her head to study the contents of her cup, doing her best to look merely demure instead of utterly rattled. She was used to the twinge of disappointment she felt whenever a pretty girl started talking about the boys she fancied, but the compounded confusion in this situation made her body tense.
Is it still jealousy if the girls are swooning over my alter ego? she wondered, raising her cup for a sip to cover her uncertainty. In her haste, she accidentally took a somewhat larger swallow than she intended to and braced herself for a burned tongue—only to choke, gasping, “Oh, fuck!”
The liquid in the cup was not tea.
At least, not only tea.