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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“I think we should play Hast Thou Ever,” Sylvie said over her without skipping a beat, and still watching Gwen. “Can you think of a better way to get to know each other, Céline?”

Gwen’s instincts told her to brace, to find firmer footing than plush carpeting and a sagging divan that threatened to swallow her, and get her hands on some sort of weapon. “Hast Thou Ever?” she echoed, uncertain.

Sylvie’s eyes widened. “Oh, have you never played before? We take turns asking questions, like—I’ll go first—hast thou ever been alone in a room with a man who wasn’t related to you? And if you have, then you take a drink, like so.” She lifted her cup for a demure sip, then glanced over at Jane expectantly.

“It’s only one sip,” said Jane with a wink, lifting her cup. Her rounded cheeks were already pink. “Even if you could justify the whole bottle.”

Gwen could feel icy fingers of dread starting to creep up her spine. It was one thing to have memorized the rules of who she was supposed to be in this situation. It was another thing entirely to figure out which rules she was meant to have broken in order to fit in with these ladies.

Sylvie could not have picked a worse game for Gwen.

Gwen snuck a glance at Isobelle, hoping to take some kind of cue there. Gwen had been alone with men—they came every day to the forge to make orders and pick up mended equipment. But that wasn’t the sort of “alone” Sylvie was talking about.

Hilde had set her cup down on her saucer, making Jane snort into her uisce and pat her hand sympathetically. Isobelle made a show of setting her cup down, only to wink at the girls and lift her cup at the last minute.

Gwen found herself staring at the cup, distracted from the puzzle she was meant to be solving for herself in favor of a far more compelling one. She’s been alone with men?

Isobelle’s face betrayed nothing but cheerful enthusiasm for the game, as if she hadn’t realized yet how dangerous this sort of conversation was for Gwen, living as she was a double life.

No, a triple life. Gwen the blacksmith’s daughter, Sir Gawain the knight, and Céline, his naive sister. Good god, this was a terrible idea.

But Isobelle’s dimples were rigidly on display. Whatever she was feeling—whatever concerns she might have about the game they were playing—she wasn’t showing it.

“Not you either, Céline?” asked Hilde mournfully.

Gwen blinked, then looked down at her cup. She hadn’t taken a drink. “My . . . my brother never would have let me hear the end of it if I had,” she said finally.

“I nominate Isobelle to ask the next question,” Sylvie said lightly.