Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Isobelle’s keen eyes saw that tension shifting, and her smile widened. “Well, tomorrow we’re going to have to do an etiquette crash course. Then I’ll introduce you to the girls—I think we should probably keep all this secret from them. I trust them, but the more people who know a thing, the more chances there are for someone to slip up. We’ll need a name for Sir Gawain’s sister. Maybe something flowery and nonthreatening, like Rose or Lily?” She turned and slid off the edge of the bed.
Gwen glanced down at the tiny iron knight galloping across the bedspread. “How about . . . Céline?”
Isobelle’s smile flashed with delight. “Ooh, beautiful. Where’d that come from?”
Gwen closed her fingers around Sir Gawain, drawing him back into the safety of her pocket. “It was my mother’s name.”
Interstitial
It’s probably for the best, dear reader, if we draw a veil over what comes next. If only to spare poor Gwen her dignity.
The crash course in etiquette that takes place the next day involves all the usual parts of such a thing—from curtsies to laps of the room with a book on one’s head to flash cards featuring sketches of the court’s most notable personalities. None of this is Gwen’s strong suit. But if Isobelle has any doubts . . . well, she’s an expert at ignoring those and focusing on the joys at hand.
If you’d really like to know more about what Isobelle has Gwen learning, then please direct your attention to one of the myriad texts on the subject, such as Ladye Hostlethwaite’s Primer on Graciously Goode Manneres or On Being of Noble Stocke by Lord Rollin Moisey of Dalmerlington. They should only take a day or two to read and commit to memory—each is but a few hundred thousand words.
Go on, take your time.
We’ll wait.
Chapter Fourteen
Hast Thou Ever . . .
The tea party at which Lady Isobelle planned to introduce “Lady Céline” to her friends took place the following afternoon, in the solarium in the south wing of the castle. Olivia was still finishing up the gowns she was altering for Gwen, but she’d located one that needed minimal alterations to fit. Isobelle was a good bit shorter than Gwen, so Olivia must’ve gotten the gowns from somewhere else, though neither girl asked her where.
“Just be yourself,” Isobelle was saying firmly as she all but bodily dragged Gwen down the corridor leading to the south wing. “Avoid any mentions of the smithy or your village, and you’ll be fine.”
Gwen opened her mouth to point out that they’d spent the entire day teaching Gwen how not to be herself, but Isobelle had stopped in front of a door and turned to give her one of those wide, dimpled smiles she employed to cover her true feelings.
She’s nervous. At least that’s something.