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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Isobelle’s keen eyes saw that tension shifting, and her smile widened. “Well, tomorrow we’re going to have to do an etiquette crash course. Then I’ll introduce you to the girls—I think we should probably keep all this secret from them. I trust them, but the more people who know a thing, the more chances there are for someone to slip up. We’ll need a name for Sir Gawain’s sister. Maybe something flowery and nonthreatening, like Rose or Lily?” She turned and slid off the edge of the bed.

Gwen glanced down at the tiny iron knight galloping across the bedspread. “How about . . . Céline?”

Isobelle’s smile flashed with delight. “Ooh, beautiful. Where’d that come from?”

Gwen closed her fingers around Sir Gawain, drawing him back into the safety of her pocket. “It was my mother’s name.”

Interstitial

It’s probably for the best, dear reader, if we draw a veil over what comes next. If only to spare poor Gwen her dignity.

The crash course in etiquette that takes place the next day involves all the usual parts of such a thing—from curtsies to laps of the room with a book on one’s head to flash cards featuring sketches of the court’s most notable personalities. None of this is Gwen’s strong suit. But if Isobelle has any doubts . . . well, she’s an expert at ignoring those and focusing on the joys at hand.

If you’d really like to know more about what Isobelle has Gwen learning, then please direct your attention to one of the myriad texts on the subject, such as Ladye Hostlethwaite’s Primer on Graciously Goode Manneres or On Being of Noble Stocke by Lord Rollin Moisey of Dalmerlington. They should only take a day or two to read and commit to memory—each is but a few hundred thousand words.

Go on, take your time.

We’ll wait.

Chapter Fourteen
Hast Thou Ever . . .

The tea party at which Lady Isobelle planned to introduce “Lady Céline” to her friends took place the following afternoon, in the solarium in the south wing of the castle. Olivia was still finishing up the gowns she was altering for Gwen, but she’d located one that needed minimal alterations to fit. Isobelle was a good bit shorter than Gwen, so Olivia must’ve gotten the gowns from somewhere else, though neither girl asked her where.

“Just be yourself,” Isobelle was saying firmly as she all but bodily dragged Gwen down the corridor leading to the south wing. “Avoid any mentions of the smithy or your village, and you’ll be fine.”

Gwen opened her mouth to point out that they’d spent the entire day teaching Gwen how not to be herself, but Isobelle had stopped in front of a door and turned to give her one of those wide, dimpled smiles she employed to cover her true feelings.

She’s nervous. At least that’s something.