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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Reaching out, she rested her fingertips against the smooth wood of the door. Then she turned away, walking across to snatch up her cup and return to her room, leaving only the soft scent of tea behind her.

Interstitial

You are familiar with a montage, surely. Yes? Yes.

The mood will be best conveyed with some backing music—go on, take a moment, and put on something with a strong beat. The latest hit from your favorite bard, or perhaps an old classic often repeated by traveling minstrels. Bonus points if it involves themes of rising up to the top, not stopping believing, or even a final countdown to victory.

Go on. One of the best things about a book is that it’s always willing to wait until you return.

As the opening notes of your anthem roll out, picture a town utterly devastated by the worst kind of plague imaginable: absolute, unstoppable Sir Gawain fandom. The women want to give him their favors, and the men want to be in his shoes—well, let’s be honest, quite a few of the men want to give him favors, too.

It’s mad enough that he bumped one of the local regulars completely out of the tournament in his qualifier, but then he sent the tournament favorite to the physicians, and then knocked “Mountain Man Makarios” on his ass a few days later. With that kind of track record, the rumors that follow—ridiculous under any other circumstance—take on a life of their own.

Did you know, for example, that Sir Gawain fought a troll in Luxembourg? That he singlehandedly routed an invading army from the north? That that army was actually made of trolls? That those trolls were actually twice the size of the trolls you’re thinking of, and that he did it with his bare hands, while hungover, without breaking a sweat?

Oh, and I heard he was once the model for a bodice ad in Paris, but the images were so inflammatory to the ladies and their delicate passions that the modistes had to take the posters down for fear of causing mass hysteria, and a mass burning of said bodices.

Whatever else may be true, by the time Sir Gawain rides into the arena for his third joust—fourth, if you include the qualifier—the entire county knows his name. The stands are so packed that it’s standing room only, on the benches and on the floor. More than a few people are toting blankets and pillows, having slept in the stands to reserve their places. The noise is so deafening that, were there any people left in the nearby villages instead of attending the joust, they’d be able to hear it in their cottages.

When Sir Gawain lifts his sword to salute the crowd, one of the stands collapses under the double weight of spectators, spilling a hundred shrieking, bruised, indignant fans onto the ground.