Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Reaching out, she rested her fingertips against the smooth wood of the door. Then she turned away, walking across to snatch up her cup and return to her room, leaving only the soft scent of tea behind her.
Interstitial
You are familiar with a montage, surely. Yes? Yes.
The mood will be best conveyed with some backing music—go on, take a moment, and put on something with a strong beat. The latest hit from your favorite bard, or perhaps an old classic often repeated by traveling minstrels. Bonus points if it involves themes of rising up to the top, not stopping believing, or even a final countdown to victory.
Go on. One of the best things about a book is that it’s always willing to wait until you return.
As the opening notes of your anthem roll out, picture a town utterly devastated by the worst kind of plague imaginable: absolute, unstoppable Sir Gawain fandom. The women want to give him their favors, and the men want to be in his shoes—well, let’s be honest, quite a few of the men want to give him favors, too.
It’s mad enough that he bumped one of the local regulars completely out of the tournament in his qualifier, but then he sent the tournament favorite to the physicians, and then knocked “Mountain Man Makarios” on his ass a few days later. With that kind of track record, the rumors that follow—ridiculous under any other circumstance—take on a life of their own.
Did you know, for example, that Sir Gawain fought a troll in Luxembourg? That he singlehandedly routed an invading army from the north? That that army was actually made of trolls? That those trolls were actually twice the size of the trolls you’re thinking of, and that he did it with his bare hands, while hungover, without breaking a sweat?
Oh, and I heard he was once the model for a bodice ad in Paris, but the images were so inflammatory to the ladies and their delicate passions that the modistes had to take the posters down for fear of causing mass hysteria, and a mass burning of said bodices.
Whatever else may be true, by the time Sir Gawain rides into the arena for his third joust—fourth, if you include the qualifier—the entire county knows his name. The stands are so packed that it’s standing room only, on the benches and on the floor. More than a few people are toting blankets and pillows, having slept in the stands to reserve their places. The noise is so deafening that, were there any people left in the nearby villages instead of attending the joust, they’d be able to hear it in their cottages.
When Sir Gawain lifts his sword to salute the crowd, one of the stands collapses under the double weight of spectators, spilling a hundred shrieking, bruised, indignant fans onto the ground.