Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“You may be surprised to learn that we are quite a bit richer now than we used to be,” her father said, offering the figurine for her to take. “They’ve been selling faster than cheesecake on a stick.”
“But . . . but now they all know that I’m not Sir Gawain.”
Amos gave a wave of his hand. “You think that’s stopped them? I left Theo dealing with a crowd outside the smithy a dozen strong, waiting for a new batch of figurines to drop. Yes, Lord Whimsitt is an idiot, and yes, I’m sure he managed to tell a bunch of other idiots what they should think about the idea of a woman in armor. But not everyone is listening to him, Gwen.”
Gwen inspected the little figurine resting in the palm of her hand. He’d even captured Achilles, down to the cowlick in his mane that insisted on standing up, no matter how she tried to comb it down. Her horse. Her armor. Her.
Her father reached through the bars, took her hand, and gently curled her fingers closed over the figurine in her palm. “Look at me, Gwen.”
Gwen swallowed around the lump in her throat and lifted her face toward her father.
“All those stories your mum used to tell you, about chivalry and slaying monsters and defending the helpless . . . none of those stories were about being a knight.” He squeezed her hand, his voice rough with emotion. “They were about being a hero.”
Gwen bit her lip, reaching for breath and finding she could inhale longer and deeper than she’d been able to do in a long time. She blinked back her tears and tightened her fingers around the figurine in her hand.
“Right,” she said, in a voice that was miraculously steady. “Dad—have you gotten a look at the cell door yet?”
Amos let out a derisive snort. “Peg hinges. I mean, what kind of shortsighted idiot would take such a stupid shortcut when designing a jail? Whoever they hired as their ironworker for this dungeon ought to be—”
“Yes, Dad,” Gwen interrupted, fighting back a grin. “When all this is over perhaps you can go tell them how wrong they are and offer to do it right. Do you think we can . . . ?”
Amos chuckled. “Girl, please. Your dad’s a blacksmith.” He stretched his broad shoulders, cracked his knuckles, and then turned to set his back against the grill. Waiting for Gwen to take her place on the other side, he curled his hands around the crossbar and took a deep breath. “On my count? One . . . two . . .”
Chapter Forty-Five
. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
There were two guards on duty, and Jane dealt easily with the first.