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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“You may be surprised to learn that we are quite a bit richer now than we used to be,” her father said, offering the figurine for her to take. “They’ve been selling faster than cheesecake on a stick.”

“But . . . but now they all know that I’m not Sir Gawain.”

Amos gave a wave of his hand. “You think that’s stopped them? I left Theo dealing with a crowd outside the smithy a dozen strong, waiting for a new batch of figurines to drop. Yes, Lord Whimsitt is an idiot, and yes, I’m sure he managed to tell a bunch of other idiots what they should think about the idea of a woman in armor. But not everyone is listening to him, Gwen.”

Gwen inspected the little figurine resting in the palm of her hand. He’d even captured Achilles, down to the cowlick in his mane that insisted on standing up, no matter how she tried to comb it down. Her horse. Her armor. Her.

Her father reached through the bars, took her hand, and gently curled her fingers closed over the figurine in her palm. “Look at me, Gwen.”

Gwen swallowed around the lump in her throat and lifted her face toward her father.

“All those stories your mum used to tell you, about chivalry and slaying monsters and defending the helpless . . . none of those stories were about being a knight.” He squeezed her hand, his voice rough with emotion. “They were about being a hero.”

Gwen bit her lip, reaching for breath and finding she could inhale longer and deeper than she’d been able to do in a long time. She blinked back her tears and tightened her fingers around the figurine in her hand.

“Right,” she said, in a voice that was miraculously steady. “Dad—have you gotten a look at the cell door yet?”

Amos let out a derisive snort. “Peg hinges. I mean, what kind of shortsighted idiot would take such a stupid shortcut when designing a jail? Whoever they hired as their ironworker for this dungeon ought to be—”

“Yes, Dad,” Gwen interrupted, fighting back a grin. “When all this is over perhaps you can go tell them how wrong they are and offer to do it right. Do you think we can . . . ?”

Amos chuckled. “Girl, please. Your dad’s a blacksmith.” He stretched his broad shoulders, cracked his knuckles, and then turned to set his back against the grill. Waiting for Gwen to take her place on the other side, he curled his hands around the crossbar and took a deep breath. “On my count? One . . . two . . .”

Chapter Forty-Five
. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again

There were two guards on duty, and Jane dealt easily with the first.