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  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Once more he cut her off, holding up one hand, palm out. “If you’re about to invoke Lady Shelham’s orchard, or the incident with Emma’s scones, you stop right now. Covering for me when we were children does not even remotely begin to—” Finally mastering himself, he squared his shoulders.

Isobelle’s heart—or possibly her stomach—did a jig of nervous anticipation. Now they’d see where he was going to come down on this.

“Why?” he asked Gwen, calm now. “Is it because of this”—and a wave of his hand took in the pair of them—“this . . . kissing? Or did you start out with the armor and the insane idea that you could get away with impersonating a man, and tack on Isobelle as a bonus later? Just out of interest.”

“I have no interest in being a man,” Gwen replied, her conciliatory tone going out the window. “What I want is to be a knight.”

“And the rest of it?” he demanded, turning on Isobelle. “Don’t tell me you had to kiss her to get her to protect you from Ralph, Isobelle. You’ve never needed to kiss anybody to get them to do what you want.”

“The rest of it was a surprise,” said Isobelle quietly, slipping her hand into Gwen’s and squeezing hard.

Gwen let out a slow breath, already recovering her temper. “Sir Orson,” she tried. “Please. If you care about Isobelle, please wait a few days before you turn me in. If you do it now, they’ll let Sir Ralph back in for the next round of the tourney, and then . . .”

“And then,” he agreed grimly, lifting one hand to pinch the bridge of his nose. “Look, I’m not going to tell anyone. You won the match fair and square. And Isobelle is my oldest friend. I couldn’t—”

Isobelle threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his neck—which took a bit of a run-up and a jump—and squeezing tighter than was good for him. “Thank you,” she whispered fiercely, as he tried to unwrap her.

“Isobelle,” he murmured, patting her back gently when the unwrapping failed. “This is improp . . .” He trailed away into helpless laughter.

“That ship has sailed,” she agreed, though she let him go.

“And is far over the horizon, probably turned pirate and raiding the nearest village,” he muttered. “But listen, both of you. You’re going to get caught.”

“Tomorrow, maybe,” Isobelle said softly. “But today, Gwen just defeated Sir Ralph.”

“That she did,” he agreed vehemently. “And for that, Lady Knight, I salute you.”

“Thank you, Orson,” Gwen whispered.

But he simply shook his head and closed his eyes, as though he could unsee everything that had just happened. And then he turned away, pushing his way out through the tent flap and leaving them in silence.

Chapter Thirty-Two
Don’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight