Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Once more he cut her off, holding up one hand, palm out. “If you’re about to invoke Lady Shelham’s orchard, or the incident with Emma’s scones, you stop right now. Covering for me when we were children does not even remotely begin to—” Finally mastering himself, he squared his shoulders.
Isobelle’s heart—or possibly her stomach—did a jig of nervous anticipation. Now they’d see where he was going to come down on this.
“Why?” he asked Gwen, calm now. “Is it because of this”—and a wave of his hand took in the pair of them—“this . . . kissing? Or did you start out with the armor and the insane idea that you could get away with impersonating a man, and tack on Isobelle as a bonus later? Just out of interest.”
“I have no interest in being a man,” Gwen replied, her conciliatory tone going out the window. “What I want is to be a knight.”
“And the rest of it?” he demanded, turning on Isobelle. “Don’t tell me you had to kiss her to get her to protect you from Ralph, Isobelle. You’ve never needed to kiss anybody to get them to do what you want.”
“The rest of it was a surprise,” said Isobelle quietly, slipping her hand into Gwen’s and squeezing hard.
Gwen let out a slow breath, already recovering her temper. “Sir Orson,” she tried. “Please. If you care about Isobelle, please wait a few days before you turn me in. If you do it now, they’ll let Sir Ralph back in for the next round of the tourney, and then . . .”
“And then,” he agreed grimly, lifting one hand to pinch the bridge of his nose. “Look, I’m not going to tell anyone. You won the match fair and square. And Isobelle is my oldest friend. I couldn’t—”
Isobelle threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his neck—which took a bit of a run-up and a jump—and squeezing tighter than was good for him. “Thank you,” she whispered fiercely, as he tried to unwrap her.
“Isobelle,” he murmured, patting her back gently when the unwrapping failed. “This is improp . . .” He trailed away into helpless laughter.
“That ship has sailed,” she agreed, though she let him go.
“And is far over the horizon, probably turned pirate and raiding the nearest village,” he muttered. “But listen, both of you. You’re going to get caught.”
“Tomorrow, maybe,” Isobelle said softly. “But today, Gwen just defeated Sir Ralph.”
“That she did,” he agreed vehemently. “And for that, Lady Knight, I salute you.”
“Thank you, Orson,” Gwen whispered.
But he simply shook his head and closed his eyes, as though he could unsee everything that had just happened. And then he turned away, pushing his way out through the tent flap and leaving them in silence.