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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

All she needed now was the courage to show up among the knights and ladies and pageantry—and enough luck that no one would notice she could never really belong in that world. To hide long enough to prove to herself, just once, that she was good enough.

Chapter Two
Ridiculously, fabulously pink

Most of Lady Isobelle’s attention was currently devoted to a particularly good slice of cheesecake on a stick. The vendor had tried to market it as being dragon-shaped and impaled on a knight’s lance—everyone was merchandising around the tournament—but if it had ever resembled that legendary beast, that resemblance had ended when she’d nibbled its head off.

The others had wanted one of those potato-on-a-stick snacks, where they cut it into one enormous spiral, impaled it (quite the theme, she mused), and fried it. It was outrageous that the superior cheesecake had the shorter line, but it did mean she had time on her hands. Even dear old Orson, slightly puzzled to find himself weighed down by a bag holding five horseshoes, was lining up with the ladies, listening with a polite expression to Hilde’s firm opinions on the proper treatment of potatoes.

Isobelle’s maid, Olivia, was watching her back away into the crowd with a stern eye. Isobelle wrinkled her nose in reply, wordlessly signaling that she wouldn’t go far, and ducked behind a passing wagon.

And so Lady Isobelle of Avington, jewel of her absent father’s eye, setter of fashions, center of the castle’s famed gossip network, and most eligible bachelorette of the king’s court, vanished into the bustling crowd.

As much as she could ever vanish, anyway. The owners of the stalls and carts tended to track Isobelle’s progress, recognizing instantly that she had wealth to spare. Isobelle often imagined someone would be able to follow her all throughout the hubbub of the market, just by listening for the rise and fall of voices from the merchants.

One voice penetrated the din, sweet but demanding, and Isobelle found her steps turning toward the stall even before she realized what she was doing.

The woman behind the counter was a hedge witch. Her plump cheeks creased in a smile as Isobelle approached, and stretched even wider when Isobelle stopped, frowning. It was never particularly clear how much magic a witch actually wielded, if any at all. Had Isobelle turned toward this stall because of a spell, or simply because the woman had honed her vocal instrument to such a degree that she could derail just about anyone?

“A charm for the lady,” said the hedge witch, the offer far more command than question, gesturing to an array of attractive baubles made of wicker, braided wire, and polished stones.