Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Someday they will write about him in the history texts as a great leader, daring to defy custom and usher in a modern, enlightened age. A man universally loved by the little people and admired by his peers.
Respected by all.
I ought to pause here and ask you, reader: Are you familiar with the term “unreliable narrator”?
Chapter Nine
Don’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
By the time the sun cleared the horizon the next day, Gwen was waiting in the shade of an oak tree outside the castle walls, holding Achilles’s reins somewhat more tightly than she needed to. The stallion was far more at ease than she felt—he stood calmly, head swinging occasionally to track a passerby, whereas Gwen was fighting the urge to fidget wildly. She needed to vent the buildup of nervous energy buzzing through her body, but she was all too aware she had to avoid drawing attention.
There were so many risks and logic holes in Isobelle’s plan that Gwen couldn’t bear to look at them all head on for fear she’d talk herself out of the whole thing, so she’d settled for focusing on the challenges directly in front of her. Today, she had to slip into the castle unnoticed so Isobelle could transform her into Sir Gawain’s sister without anyone making the connection between that fictitious lady and the somewhat hollow-eyed and hungover blacksmith’s daughter standing outside the gate.
Somewhere ahead of her lay challenges like “somehow look like a lady” and “don’t fall off my horse while men twice my size try to knock me off with sticks,” but she decided not to think about that.
Gwen was good at not thinking about things.
She’d very nearly not come at all this morning, trying to convince herself that the night before had been a dream. Or some drunken fantasy. That Isobelle herself, flighty and flirty and so expert at hiding what was going on behind her smile that it often seemed nothing was going on there, would forget the scheme she’d proposed. Or that she’d rethink the wisdom of the idea after seeing what had happened to Jinna.
The woman’s arrest had certainly shaken Gwen. Fear and anger both had kept her tossing and turning most of the night. But something had made her dress and saddle Achilles and ride out into the still morning air. Gwen had spent every step of the journey to the castle trying not to think about the sheer insanity of what she was doing.
Too late to turn back, now she was here.
Or was it?
A trio of young men, attired like vendors or performers here for the festival, emerged from the castle gates and began making their way down toward the chaos of the festival grounds. One of them, a curly-haired, dark-eyed beauty, glanced at Gwen and flashed her a charming smile.