Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen had to admit it wasn’t the worst idea. “Just . . . maybe stop short of implying I’m half dragon or King of the Fae or that I turn into a bat and go flying around by night.”
“Oh man, those are great ideas. Hang on, let me find something to write those down . . .” Orson burst into laughter when he saw Gwen’s stricken face, and then held out his arm with perfect chivalry. “Come on, Lady Céline. Let’s go find Isobelle.”
But they didn’t find Isobelle. Her friends had already swept her off—Olivia told Gwen, when she reached Isobelle’s suite, that they’d gone on a mission to try to find where in the castle Sir Gawain was staying, and lie in wait for him.
That night, as Gwen soaked and resoaked a cloth to bring the swelling down in her shoulder, she could not help but visualize the moonlit living quarters stretching between her bedroom and Isobelle’s. Gwen closed her eyes and tried to focus on the wet cloth cooling her skin.
Instead, she could only think of her disappointment that Awesome was the one who came to celebrate with her afterward, and not Isobelle.
With a sigh, Gwen tossed the rag back into the water basin and sat up. She reached for the dressing gown slung across the foot of her bed and shrugged into it before easing silently out of her room.
She got two-thirds of the way across the sitting room before she stopped, heart pounding, ears straining for any telltale sound from beyond Isobelle’s door.
There was only silence.
Gwen drew a long, slow breath, trying to calm her nerves. Just because she couldn’t sleep knowing Isobelle was so near, didn’t mean she had the right to wake her.
Still, she waited there for a long time, far too long, embarrassingly long, a single thought playing on repeat: Isobelle, are you there? I’m right outside. . . .
Eventually, swallowing her disappointment and feeling entirely too cowardly for someone who’d just won her second official joust in a row, Gwen crept back into her room and shut the door.
Chapter Thirty-Six
Ride off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
Isobelle lay on her bed, tossing and turning as if she were trying to shake off some invisible foe. She kept punching her fancy French pillow to no avail, and her impractical nightclothes were so twisted around her nether limbs that when she yanked them straight, she heard one of the sweet pink bows rip free of the lacy fabric.
Finally, her willpower giving out, she vaulted off the bed and scurried over to the door. She eased it open slowly, avoiding the creak it always gave, and peered out across the moonlit living room.
Gwen’s door was firmly shut. She must be in bed, fast asleep.
Her voice was still echoing around Isobelle’s head.