Back Lady's Knight Save as PDF
Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Gwen had to admit it wasn’t the worst idea. “Just . . . maybe stop short of implying I’m half dragon or King of the Fae or that I turn into a bat and go flying around by night.”

“Oh man, those are great ideas. Hang on, let me find something to write those down . . .” Orson burst into laughter when he saw Gwen’s stricken face, and then held out his arm with perfect chivalry. “Come on, Lady Céline. Let’s go find Isobelle.”

But they didn’t find Isobelle. Her friends had already swept her off—Olivia told Gwen, when she reached Isobelle’s suite, that they’d gone on a mission to try to find where in the castle Sir Gawain was staying, and lie in wait for him.

That night, as Gwen soaked and resoaked a cloth to bring the swelling down in her shoulder, she could not help but visualize the moonlit living quarters stretching between her bedroom and Isobelle’s. Gwen closed her eyes and tried to focus on the wet cloth cooling her skin.

Instead, she could only think of her disappointment that Awesome was the one who came to celebrate with her afterward, and not Isobelle.

With a sigh, Gwen tossed the rag back into the water basin and sat up. She reached for the dressing gown slung across the foot of her bed and shrugged into it before easing silently out of her room.

She got two-thirds of the way across the sitting room before she stopped, heart pounding, ears straining for any telltale sound from beyond Isobelle’s door.

There was only silence.

Gwen drew a long, slow breath, trying to calm her nerves. Just because she couldn’t sleep knowing Isobelle was so near, didn’t mean she had the right to wake her.

Still, she waited there for a long time, far too long, embarrassingly long, a single thought playing on repeat: Isobelle, are you there? I’m right outside. . . .

Eventually, swallowing her disappointment and feeling entirely too cowardly for someone who’d just won her second official joust in a row, Gwen crept back into her room and shut the door.

Chapter Thirty-Six
Ride off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear

Isobelle lay on her bed, tossing and turning as if she were trying to shake off some invisible foe. She kept punching her fancy French pillow to no avail, and her impractical nightclothes were so twisted around her nether limbs that when she yanked them straight, she heard one of the sweet pink bows rip free of the lacy fabric.

Finally, her willpower giving out, she vaulted off the bed and scurried over to the door. She eased it open slowly, avoiding the creak it always gave, and peered out across the moonlit living room.

Gwen’s door was firmly shut. She must be in bed, fast asleep.

Her voice was still echoing around Isobelle’s head.